u just have some bad ass luck if that happens "Oh look, my parachute ripped but at least im gonna land in water, yesssss! Hey what are those things all across the beach"
also who is goign to be standing there at by the crocidiles on a bridge and just so happen to see a parachuter fall right by the crocs and have the right mind to take a picture at the exact time where its perfect, no blur, perfectly centered. its fake.
