Whats your skill set?

[allcalclothing]

lmao... im sure i wont be labeled the office pervert if i just start walking around snapping pics of some hot broads in the office.

"Hey can I take your pic for this gangster rap website i post on? the wanna see yer tiddies & pussu... Ill gladly pay you in tacos"

am i the only one who doesnt see anything wrong with saying something like this..???!
not if youre goin to be rewarded with tiddies and pussu..

 

[ArGenTin3]

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

well, i once hacked into MI6's general database using 14 proxys in 9 countries, mainly routing through an old russian cold war satellite in the deep web, bypassing the ippl and overwriting their ISS with an recryption generator synched to scramble at 192k and doubling the rate of encryption within 72 hours to prevent user backtracing and preventing them from parsing of my signal , I created a trojan worm that I called Cerberus and created a frobnitz that shut down the data compiler and resource network for 42 minute window without detection.


but thats way back when i was 14

 

[Gas One]

i need a job, a legit one, a good paying one, in the bay.

im a great worker and i come with great fringe benefits for off-work situations cuz im your plug, too. plus i have cool background shit damn near no one has that makes damn near anyone say well god damn heres one bad assed nerd guy.

shit, i need a new place to live too, im tired of living with fucking strippers and strip club house moms, this shit is driving me nuts

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

I'll cut your grass for 50 bucks ... whats up?

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

so did i get the job? see what happened to siccness right? that was me

 

[Mac Jesus]

Just sent my resume to Google. Haven't heard back yet. But it's the weekend. I'll probably have the job by Monday. Don't worry about offering me this job. I'm going to be a Google millionaire, most likely.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

man, fuck a job....Carlos and Me finna fly down to Nigeria and get this 345 million they holding for us, i just got the email from the President of the Bank of Nigeria, i won the lottery !!!!!