1 - cut down on my partying and eating out. im broke right now and thats because i spend too much goddamn money on drinking at bars/clubs and eating at restaurants
2- eat healthier. along with cutting down on my drinking, this should get rid of my developing beer gut
3 - take a trip outside of the u.s.
4 - at some point grow a fat taliban beard
5 - and dedicate one day to: fuck 1 prostitute, pimp 1 prostitute, beat up 1 prostitute, and start smoking cigarettes