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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
 
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totally

i saw this girl struggling as she carried some big ass boxes up the street so i offered her a hand and carried the heavier box with her to her apartment. she was really thankful calling me her savior, though she didnt offer to let me in and give me a beej or anything. still made me feel i did something good today

is this thread forreal?
good usage of the word beej.

You musta been in the hood. This is an old technique where you get an unsuspecting person to carry drugs for you while out in the open so if the cops come up, you're the dude caught for possession. Next time, let her struggle.