What's the most annoying accent?

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May 13, 2002
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Aussies can pull hella chicks though just with their accent. I've seen it happen. I've even seen a dude use a fake accent to pull chicks at a club shit was hilarious.

English women are pretty bad though. I mean English guys sound intelligent when they speak, but english women sound annoying as fuck it's like nails on a chalk board.

The worst though is when you get an Indian on tech support that has a little bit of a fucked up English accent, it's a double whammy.
 
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all white people
no. but you can find this accent wherever all white people are..
its that super forced, ultra fake, show all your teeth perma smile, extra extra polite accent most white people use in a work environment.

you know what im talkin about.

theres always that one bitch..... or even a guy.
OR EVEN WORSE THE GAY GUY
who is super fucking fake but sooo nice at the same time..

the ol "HELLO!! SOO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?" every fuckin monday and really interested in getting a question back so they can continue a conversation.

that accent.
 
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......buddy buddy.
I called Micro$oft tech support one time to get a keycode for winXP and the Indian guy was trying to small talk. Man, I wish I recorded this, he was trying to have a country accent! I asked where he's from and he said Texas!

Most recently I noticed some strange unknown charge on my phone bill for some service I never used, and I called teh company which was based in India. This chick answered and I asked to talk to her manager, she kept saying no and finally she said, "suck my dick!" and hung up on me! lmao
 

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Apr 11, 2009
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Indian (dot) without a doubt. You ever call tech support? nuff said.
outsourcing to india ftl

I'm like 'what? sorry? I don't understand you, get someone who speaks english please'

and then they sigh at me, like it's my fault they can't speak english :/

i have a salvadorian cousin that lives in perth, australia, when he talks its a mixture of both accents lol
perth? thats fucking gay bro. nothing there but trams n shit, tell him to move to the east coast.
 
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Sorry, I gotta go with Chinese....its hideous. Not to be racist but even their own language is really tough on the ears, IMO. I flip through channels and through the Chinese channel and immediately get the urge to hurl the remote at the TV to stop the torture on my ear drums.


The most beautiful...a Selma Hayek-esque Spanish accent. Muy caliente.
 
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outsourcing to india ftl

I'm like 'what? sorry? I don't understand you, get someone who speaks english please'

and then they sigh at me, like it's my fault they can't speak english :/



perth? thats fucking gay bro. nothing there but trams n shit, tell him to move to the east coast.
how the hell are they going to come all sideways at me about paying bills when these hut dwelling mutha fuckas who dont have bills want to tell me how to pay mines bitch im broke get in line with the rest of the mutha fuckas i owe money to

edit: what the hell does a rupee getcha anyways do they have rupee value menus in india
 
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no. but you can find this accent wherever all white people are..
its that super forced, ultra fake, show all your teeth perma smile, extra extra polite accent most white people use in a work environment.

you know what im talkin about.

theres always that one bitch..... or even a guy.
OR EVEN WORSE THE GAY GUY
who is super fucking fake but sooo nice at the same time..

the ol "HELLO!! SOO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?" every fuckin monday and really interested in getting a question back so they can continue a conversation.

that accent.
yeah man. they nod their head like a fuckin bobble head at everything youre saying going "uh huh, yeah, uh huh, totally"...and if its something bad like, "then i left my key in the house." they're like "OH NOOO!!!" with a poor baby look. or if its something good they're like "YAY!! THAT SO AWESOME!!!" and i just wanna say will you not talk to me like im a fuckin baby or a retard.

its just annoying cause theres no way those ppl talk like that at home. they just cant. to their credit theyre just trying to be nice and nobody has made them realize how they sound.

i hate going to in&out cause the workers their act like fuckin robots programmed to permanently smile and act abnormally happy
































but indian is most annoying accent
and asian is the coolest/funniest (the ones that pronounce words like toddlers)