what ya know bout a Flying Cockroach?

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BASEDVATO

BASEDVATO

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I know some of you dirty sonsabeyotches got them running around in ya house, how that make you feel when you step on them and they dont die? gotta karate stomp it huh? haha
 
HUERO''909

HUERO''909

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ahh shit...

my stepdad is n the army and i went down south and stayed with my moms and stepdad for lil while in ft benning Georgia...

anyways i was walking in the house and all the sudden some crazy big ass flying fuckin cockroach starts flying around the house...i grab a flip flop on the floor and start swingin on that motherfucker and smashed em....

man i was glad it was over..that was some scary shit...
 
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My dad grew up with them flying shits in the Philippines. That really sucks ass. As if stationary roaches weren't bitches enough as it is.

He said when he was a kid, him and his friends would catch tarantulas and shit and battle them like pokemons, lol.
 
WXS STOMP3R

WXS STOMP3R

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I WAS IN CHINO STATE PEN AND ALL THEY HAVE IS BARS AND NO WINDOWS TO KEEP OUT BUGS OR FLYS IN THE CENTRAL FACILITY IN THE CELLS. I WAS CRASHED OUT, LIKE TWO IN THE MORNING AND FELT SOMETHING TOUCHIN MY HEAD. SO I WENT TO RUB MY HEAD AND I HEAR A MEAN ASS BUZZ. I LOOKED UP AND IT WAS A HUGE ASS ROACH SITTIN ON THE CEILING. I TRIED TO SMASH IT AND IT FLEW OFF DOING BARREL ROLLS AND CLOWNING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I JUMPED OFF MY BED THROWING SHIT AT IT, TRYNA SNUFF THIS FUCKER. IT WAS QUICK AND FAST PLUS SMART AS FUCK. AND RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD EM, HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. LANDING IN THE YARD, RIGHT IN VIEW.PLOTTING HIS REVENGE.
 
SRD420

SRD420

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I've never seen a roach in real life... and hope I never do... seen the monsters they got in Jamaica though, my friend took some pics... biggest shits ever!
 
HUERO''909

HUERO''909

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WXS STOMP3R said:
I WAS IN CHINO STATE PEN AND ALL THEY HAVE IS BARS AND NO WINDOWS TO KEEP OUT BUGS OR FLYS IN THE CENTRAL FACILITY IN THE CELLS. I WAS CRASHED OUT, LIKE TWO IN THE MORNING AND FELT SOMETHING TOUCHIN MY HEAD. SO I WENT TO RUB MY HEAD AND I HEAR A MEAN ASS BUZZ. I LOOKED UP AND IT WAS A HUGE ASS ROACH SITTIN ON THE CEILING. I TRIED TO SMASH IT AND IT FLEW OFF DOING BARREL ROLLS AND CLOWNING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I JUMPED OFF MY BED THROWING SHIT AT IT, TRYNA SNUFF THIS FUCKER. IT WAS QUICK AND FAST PLUS SMART AS FUCK. AND RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD EM, HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. LANDING IN THE YARD, RIGHT IN VIEW.PLOTTING HIS REVENGE.
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fuck..and chino is bad when it comes to bugs and shit cause it was a horse and farm type town so theres hella flies and bugs in chino....
 
KillaClown

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WXS STOMP3R said:
I WAS IN CHINO STATE PEN AND ALL THEY HAVE IS BARS AND NO WINDOWS TO KEEP OUT BUGS OR FLYS IN THE CENTRAL FACILITY IN THE CELLS. I WAS CRASHED OUT, LIKE TWO IN THE MORNING AND FELT SOMETHING TOUCHIN MY HEAD. SO I WENT TO RUB MY HEAD AND I HEAR A MEAN ASS BUZZ. I LOOKED UP AND IT WAS A HUGE ASS ROACH SITTIN ON THE CEILING. I TRIED TO SMASH IT AND IT FLEW OFF DOING BARREL ROLLS AND CLOWNING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I JUMPED OFF MY BED THROWING SHIT AT IT, TRYNA SNUFF THIS FUCKER. IT WAS QUICK AND FAST PLUS SMART AS FUCK. AND RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD EM, HE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. LANDING IN THE YARD, RIGHT IN VIEW.PLOTTING HIS REVENGE.
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lol, did he come back the next day tryin to shake you for some of your commissary too?
 
415niner

415niner

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^^what a story. barrel rolls LMAO.
I see those big fuckin roaches when i go to mexico. puttin wings on a roach and makin them bigger then normal is a sick joke.
 
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