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LIKE WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCLATE FACTORY,WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE LIKE?
IT WOULD BE LIKE 30 YEARS AFTER CHARLIE INHERITED THE FACTORY HE'S ALL FAT AND BLOATED ALCOHOLIC TWACKED OUT ON CHOCOLATE BARS WITH A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW AND A WIFE BEATER WITH THAT SAME FUNNY ASS HAIR STYLE, HE GETS HOME ALL LATE N SHIT TO THE FACTORY AND HIS WIFE IS BITCHIN AT HIM, NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE THROWS A FUCKIN BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS AT THE BITCH AND BUSTS HER HEAD OPEN, THE CAMERA SLOWLY MOVES DOWN TO HIS WIFE AND SHE'S SOME FUCKIN CHUBBY OOMPA LOOMPA LAYIN IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD, HIS KIDS ARE ALL FUCKED UP LOOKIN OOMPA LUMPAS THAT LOOK LIKE MINNY VERSIONS OF HIM COMMIN IN SINGIN,"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN BEAT UP YOUR WIFE" ALL OF A SUDDEN HE KICKS ONE OF EM ACROSS THE FUCKIN ROOM AND HE'S LIKE "SHUT THE FUCK UP IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THAT SAME FUCKIN STUPID ASS SONG FOR 30 YEARS FUCK IS THERE ANYTHING TO DRINK IN THIS BITCH" HE GOES AND STARTS DRINKIN FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND HE'S LIKE FUCK I'M TIRED OF THESE FUCKIN FIZZY LIFTING NASTY ASS DRINKS THEY GIVE ME DIAREA, THEN HE GOES TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE BATHROOM BUT CAN'T STAY ON THE TOILET BECAUSE HE KEEPS FLOATING UP TO THE CEILING, AT THE END OF THE MOVIE HE STARTS STRANGLING ALL THE OOMPA LUMPAS THEN JUST TAKES A RIFLE AND BLOWS HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE PRIVATE PILE IN FULL METAL JACKET.
LIKE WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCLATE FACTORY,WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE LIKE?
IT WOULD BE LIKE 30 YEARS AFTER CHARLIE INHERITED THE FACTORY HE'S ALL FAT AND BLOATED ALCOHOLIC TWACKED OUT ON CHOCOLATE BARS WITH A 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW AND A WIFE BEATER WITH THAT SAME FUNNY ASS HAIR STYLE, HE GETS HOME ALL LATE N SHIT TO THE FACTORY AND HIS WIFE IS BITCHIN AT HIM, NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE THROWS A FUCKIN BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS AT THE BITCH AND BUSTS HER HEAD OPEN, THE CAMERA SLOWLY MOVES DOWN TO HIS WIFE AND SHE'S SOME FUCKIN CHUBBY OOMPA LOOMPA LAYIN IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD, HIS KIDS ARE ALL FUCKED UP LOOKIN OOMPA LUMPAS THAT LOOK LIKE MINNY VERSIONS OF HIM COMMIN IN SINGIN,"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN BEAT UP YOUR WIFE" ALL OF A SUDDEN HE KICKS ONE OF EM ACROSS THE FUCKIN ROOM AND HE'S LIKE "SHUT THE FUCK UP IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THAT SAME FUCKIN STUPID ASS SONG FOR 30 YEARS FUCK IS THERE ANYTHING TO DRINK IN THIS BITCH" HE GOES AND STARTS DRINKIN FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND HE'S LIKE FUCK I'M TIRED OF THESE FUCKIN FIZZY LIFTING NASTY ASS DRINKS THEY GIVE ME DIAREA, THEN HE GOES TO TAKE A SHIT IN THE BATHROOM BUT CAN'T STAY ON THE TOILET BECAUSE HE KEEPS FLOATING UP TO THE CEILING, AT THE END OF THE MOVIE HE STARTS STRANGLING ALL THE OOMPA LUMPAS THEN JUST TAKES A RIFLE AND BLOWS HIS BRAINS OUT LIKE PRIVATE PILE IN FULL METAL JACKET.
