Try this one:
Get a jug of Tampico juice. The best to use is the orange/mango/tangerine combo jug. Put some ice cubes in a tall glass. Then fill the glass about two thirds with the juice and top it off with Bacardi light rum. Get drunk.
The great thing about this one is that you can barely taste the rum so you end up just fucked off without even realizing it. You can even change the amounts and add more rum and it'll take a good amount extra before it gets to be unappealing.
One of my old school personal faves. Now I mostly stick to beer, Alize, Remy and the occasional vodka sours.
Gone,
Doxx