What was the most horrible sexual experience you ever had?

[ColdBlooded]

???

 

[Rossibreath]

When I banged yer mom last

 

[Rossibreath]

Wtf dudes. Siccness keeps deleting the last word I

 

[Rossibreath]

This thread is cursed or

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

All my experiences are great because I'm awesome.

 

[Stealth]

I had kidney stones and went to the hospital and the doctor had to put lube on her finger and shove it up my ass. It would have been cool except she looked like Peter Pan.

 

[Legman]

i wanted to say your mom

but rossibreath stole my mojo

 

[JLMACN]

see I was fuckin this bitch in the ass right...........and then......


shit.

 

[fillyacup]

wtf @ up there tho

 

[R]

fucking your mother

 

[ELPOLLITO]

i got queefed on while orally assaulting a pussu

 

[FDS]

When I realized the bitch didn't have pancake-sized areolas, breh

 

[ELPOLLITO]

bitch light weight shit on me too

 

[REACHTMO]

Bangin a chick from the back leanin over her, bitch snaps her head back and hit me in the teeth and the cap i got on my front tooth rechipped off. finished up lookin like a hill billy

 

[Ike Turner]

my best friend and his dad walked into the kitchen and caught me and his mom going at it, right their on the kitchen table. her milk & cookies were fucking delicious. i just couldn't stop. i was like a madman tearing them shits up, and she was doing her best trying to keep up with me, putting out more milk & cookies. and that's when i turned around and saw the shock in eyes. i had her milk and cookies smeared all over my face.

 

[Ike Turner]

yeah that dental bill is fucking crazy.

Bangin a chick from the back leanin over her, bitch snaps her head back and hit me in the teeth and the cap i got on my front tooth rechipped off. finished up lookin like a hill billy

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Hairy nipples, teriyaki, and swamp water.....if people want to hear the stories, ill type em out but thats just off the top of my head,

 

[REACHTMO]

yeah that dental bill is fucking crazy.

the co pay for my insurance for it was like 300 bucks. better than the full price which was like a rack and some change, but still.

 

[MobbinINda916]

I was fuckin with this older lady I met at my job and when she took off her shirt her tiddies were shribbled up like raisins.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

do i really need to go into that "braces and pubic hair don't mix" shit again?

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