What The Fuck!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 4, 2006
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eff Green is a 32 year old american, in Arizona, whose wife passed. Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person. He said, "I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death caused me and I brought her back home." This is where Jeff's story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, "We will meet again in heaven." These words served of no consolation to Jeff's despair.

At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not let Lucy leave him. "I called the cemetary caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it was strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I'd rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table." Jeff ordered a special glass casing that eliminates the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it."

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture.


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I would hate being drunk as fuck and falling on it...
 
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fake,i was just watchin sum true and false show bout this shit the other day,same story different people....the body has to get re embomded every 16 or 18months,its fake
 
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LMAO@ the segue from "It's REAL!" to "either way...wouldn't that shit be creepy tho?"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!


I don't need the tree, I got more then enough for the moment.
Break me off my cash or 5 mega millions quick picks LOL
bastard! lol


you know how many gullible people are on the siccness! lol

I'm sure some would've fallen for it! lol

i need them 5 bucks for my gallon of gas buddy!

take a rain check on a drink? ha ha