What Is Your Favorite "Family Guy" Moment?

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AdolfOliverBush

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I would ask which episode, but it is hard to tell which episode is which off the top of my head because my favorite parts are always the flashbacks, which usually have nothing to do with the topic of the episode.

My favorite moment is when Peter is standing in an airplane and he is staring at the door that says "Do Not Pull" and the camera keeps going back and forth to him and the door. Then he walks up and pulls the handle and gets sucked out of the plane and is laughing the whole way down to the ground. That cracks me up every time I see that part.
 
Cheaptimes

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^^^^^ mine too

but lately from the new episodes this one is stuck in my head where they hes in a barber shop quartet (or whatever it was) singing to a medical patient that "You have AIDS, not HIV but full blown AIDS..."
 
Stealth

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I like the recent one where Stewie starts asking Brian about the book he's writing. "You know...that...that book. With the family and the struggle. You know, friends become enemies, enemies become friends, the main character realizes something about himself in the end. You know...that book. A little plot and setting, a sudden twist, hmm?" I forget how it goes, but you keep expecting Stewie to stop and he just keeps going. Then at the end of the episode he does it again.

Chicken fight #2 from this season.

Lois: "Christopher, women are not objects!"
Peter: "Chris, listen to your mother. Its knows what its talking about."

Oh god, just way too many to even remember.
 
Stealth

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"Hola, me llamo es Brian."

Oh, that's very good. Except you don't need the "es". Just "Me llamo Brian."

"Oh, thank God, you speak English."

No, not really. Just that part about "es" and then this part explaining it.

"You're kidding me."

Que?

(Its not verbatim, but u get the jist)
 
BIGCHILL

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Psilo707 said:
1) Chicken Fight
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maaaaan,him and damn chicken was goin at for like 5 minutes straight!..lol

another one and kills me everytime was that GI JOE bathroom part.that fool jump out of nowhere...KNOWIN IS HALF THE BATTLE....lol...
 
Stealth

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Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
 
2-0-Sixx

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Best show on TV by far



Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!


Bridget: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Bridget: What?
Quagmire: Yes.

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Quagmire: (Running through mall and accidentally into the camera room)-Where am I, am I dead?
Security Gaurd:No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
(Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
Quagmire: Oh my god! That one's having a heart attack(Runs to womans dressing room)
Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breaths in her mouth)
(Woman Becomes concious)
Woman#2:That was amazing.
Woman#3:You saved her life.
Woman#4:Thank god you know CPR.
Quagmire:What the hell is CPR?
 
JONNNYBLZ

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^^^ all of the quagmire moments you posted are classic.

Here's mine:

1. The episode where peter loses his job and he ends up becoming a hooker and his family drives by sees him and picks him up and he's trying to turn a trick from lois. Then Stewie turns to Meg and says "it's eerie isn't it's almost like looking into the future." In that same eppisode margo kidder "lois lane" keeps poppping up through out and is just acting like a crazy bitch and is yelling her ass off. This episode had me on my back lmao.

2. The thin white line episode where Brian becomes the coke sniffing dog. When Brian walks up to Quagmire after he comes off a plane and Brian smells him to tell him what he did the last night and Brian tells him that he smells like alcohol and that he slept with 2 fillipino women and a man and Quagmire says "you mean 3 fillipino women" Brian just looks at him and Quagmire realizes one of em was a dude and flips out. LOL

3.Last but not least the scene where Lois and Peter are arguing over the fact that Chris has a bigger Cock than him. LOL
 
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(Who's The Boss? parade floats)
"There's one of Tony washing Jonathan... Well that's just wrong."

(Ace Frehley of Kiss)
"My Grand Slam was supposed to come with sausage."

(When Peter is drinking to find the scroll)
"Peter, if you keep this up something terrible is going to happen."
"Yeah, something terrible... All the way to the bank!"
"Nice."

"Say Phil, what do you say to Happy Hour after work?"
"I'd say looks like Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbors."

(Peter to Luke Perry)
"Why don’t we go to my house so I can take a picture of you in a gay pose."

(Flight Attendant to Stewie)
"Aren't you a little young to be flying by yourself?"
"Well aren't you a little old to be wearing braces?"

(Meg trying to conduct a serious interview with Mayor Adam West)
"Got Milk? That's a funny one, too. I gotcha, diagonally! Pretty sneaky sis. That one's also funny..."

(Meg asks Brian how he lost so much weight when he was coked out)
"Put down the fork! Face!"

(Quagmire to Connie)
"16."
"18?"
"Mooom..."
"I Like where this is goin!"

"Hey man, your clock won't flush!"

Peter reading the comic book while he's driving

Dick Army

Peter breast feeding Stewie

(Peter turns into Brittany Spears, then into Gene Shalit while he's kissing Justin Timberlake)
"Now I'm Gene Shalit... Bye!"

(Listening to Mort's thoughts)
"Please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit in my eggs!"
"Hey I just spit in that guy's eggs!"

Joe crying @ The Drunken Clam when everyone sneaks out

(Tom Tucker doing a newscast)
"Now back to Diane being a bitch!"

(Brian & Stewie trying not to say anything about Jake Tucker's face)
"This whole thing has really turned Chris' world upside-down face."

Quagmire paying the stripper with an ATM card
 
2-0-Sixx

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^ha, that reminds me...the episode where Stewie was a sperm cell, and he was the pilot shooting down other sperms cells, racing towards the egg. When he finally is born he thinks the man in the white coat is trying to put him back into lois. Great episode
 
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I like the scene when Brian pees in the supermarket check out line.

Peter: Gees Brian. Where do you think we are...Payless?

Stewie: I say Paco...Bring a mop. And for god sakes will somebody get Patches the hell out of here before he decides to bend a fresh biscuit on the convayer belt.


I also like that episode where Peter follows Brian to rehab. Peter pulled that chick's top off in the pool and said "I'm also addicted to boobies".

that "pea...tear...griffen" thing had me on the floor laughing.
 
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