What is black, blue and doesnt like Sex?

[Dirty Shoez]

...One of these jokes was not like the others....one of these jokes just didn't belong...







Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?

















The Wheelchair

 

[COPIUM]

^^^^ hahhahah thats a good one

 

[POLTERGEIST]

how bout this one






















How do you make a twelve your old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

 

[surcaliman]

HOW DID STEVIE WONDERS PARENTS PUNISH HIM WHEN HE WAS BAD?

THEY LEFT THE PLUNGER IN THE TOILET​

 

[Stealth]

^^^^^ LMAO



What's the difference between a truckfull of bowling balls and a truckfull of dead babies?

















You can't unload a truckfull of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

 

[GHP]

how bout this one






















How do you make a twelve your old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

yeah thats the one I was scared to tell, sometimes you get a awwwwwwww thats fucked up, and other times you get the same reaction with hysterical laughing alongside it. you gotta feel the crowd out well before telling that one.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead teen hookers?

.......














































I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

 

[killahoe666]

U beat me to it^^^^^

 

[YadadiFresh]

damn yall are dirty. haha