What if the Hilary Duff/ Lindsay Lohan Beef was a rap beef?

[Been Drinkin]

Were sitting here speaking with Hilary Duff the thugess herself .

Author: First off the new cd is banging I like all the cuts so good job on the cd.

Hilary: Thanks Folks its been real tough putting these cuts down.

A: What all the realas is wantin to know is it true you beefing with Lindsay Lohan?

H: THat girl is a fake ass wannabe me and shit out there poppin off at the mouth about me and my homie big Nick. She a lame dissing me on that cut talking shit.

A: She was qouted as saying next time she see you the funk is on.

H: Let that bitch come up and get laid flizzat like tommy wright III said shit you know the thuggstress dont bother with bammer.

A: YOu hit her back on the song haters saying you know lil Nic dissed her and she didnt diss back and that JoJO slapped her at east mont mall?

H: THat bitch flooggin on the crew you know that. Lil nic told her whats up and she got popped by Lil Jo that punk ass trick.

A: Cool well thats all the time we have thanks for stopping by Hilary.

H: Anytime one last thing fuck Lindsay Lohan. EASSSSST SIDDDDDDDDDDE.

 

[Been Drinkin]

Interview with L

A: Were chillin with Lindsay Lohan up in this monsta.

L: What up God.

A: Nothing but science son nothing but. How are things with the album.

L: Its all real time with me God you know just got Premire to finish up a beat and got in contact with Jada to do a remix.

A: Cool, now the fans want to knwo whats up with you and Hilary Duff.

L: Well God iam going to drop the knowledge like this. She is real fake. She has no brains or talent for that matter. She is counting washingtons while iam counting Jeffersons. And see SOn she talking about how Lil Nic dissed me and Jo slapping me. Let me say this I dont even now where East Mont is son.

A: Science

L: I started with her homie Big Nic talking about he was feeling my music and tried to tell her about me. She dissed me on haters talking real foul about the God so in the fact of rebirth of the artifacts and sense she was sealing her doom you know.

A: I feel that, what do you have to say about her threats?

L: Well Dunny its like this iam out here popping bottles of Cris and lamping out with my folks and its real out here. She out in sunshine and iam in the gutter who you think will be in it?

A: I see well thats all the time we have anything else?

L: Yeah Hilary if you want to see me come to the Marcy's if not bust out and keep my name out your mouth.

Holla

 

[mustynutz]

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