lol... rednecks don't know the word "CLICK" either. They say "MASH". I'll be like, "TYPE IN YOUR PASSWORD AND PUT THE POINTER ON GO, AND CLICK IT" ....
"OKAY, I TYPED MY PASSWORD... NOW MASH ON GO?"
"YEAH, CLICK ON GO."
"MASH IT?"
"YEAH, CLICK IT."
"MASH IT?"
"YES, CLICK IT."
"SO, YOU WANT ME TO MASH IT, RIGHT?"
"YES, MASH IT!"
"OKAY, I MASHED IT."
I'll never move to the south, them fucken people are slow. Their whole lifestyle is slow. A conversation with them could've taken maybe, 3-5 minutes... but they stretch it to like 20-30. They just add in a bunch of their fucken "redneck stories" and have the shortest fucken attention span... They can't just have a normal conversation. Like they'll call about their internet being slow. "My internet slower than it used to be.... slow as molasses, I'm telling ya'.... Slower than when I got my boat stuck in the marshes last fall, and it took, well, about 15 of my buddies to pull it out... but we got hammered till the sun went down, and that crazy old man from accross the swamp almost got bit by a gator... sheesh, we had to get the shovel on that sucker.... well, lets get back to my internet kuz that's what they pay you for down there at that microsoft .... say, how is good old Bill... I seen him the other day on the TV.. WHOAH! That's one rich boy right there...."
AND THEY'LL FUCKEN KEEP TALKING TILL YOU TELL THEM TO STOP!!!
Every fucken time they pause, you try to get them back on track, but they just fall right back into a stupid ass story that they think is relative to the conversation at hand. I "accidently" hung up on a grip of them before.
