Front Left: Ipod Touch and cell phone
Front Right: Keys, Marlboro Menthols (pack of 19, yes they're fucked up out here), keys
Back Left: Gum (either blue or green Eclipse)
Back Right: Wallet.
If I'm going out drinking, I put an extra pack of smokes in the cell phone pocket in my dickies and I leave the ipod and wallet at home. I've got an empty drinking wallet that only has money in it.