VODKA EYEBALLING.
- Thread starter Grapes Of Wrath
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WOOOOW.
This shit reminds me of my 21st bday. Most of my real potnas wasn't 21 yet so I went out wit these 2 girls who happened to be real good friends of mine. Anyways, we get to the bar, drinkin n what not. Towards the end of the night I am FUCKING BEYOND SHITFACED from gettin free drinks n shit from everyone around me that found out it was my 21st.
We were outside just chillin, and we see this dude who we went to high school wit. The girls are a year older than I am so they were in the same class n graduated wit him. I used to play fball wit him so we all knew each other pretty well. He founds out it's my 21st bday n gets all pumped up like OMG UR 21ST WE GOTTTAAA GET U BLACKED OUT!!!! all excited n shit. Oh, btw, this dude is in a Jewish frat at my college LOL. At this point I wasn't blacked out yet but gettin there.... We go inside the bar, he's like imma get u a hurricane Katrina. I'm like uhhhhhh ok? None of us knew what it was. We were by the bartender n when the dude asked, bartender was like "naaaaah man that's dick, I'm not gonna do it but u can" so the dude was like alright ill do it. At this point I'm hella drunk n confused.
Next thing u know, the dude has a shot of clear alcohol and a shot of brown alcohol. Vodka and whiskey I think. He then says to me, drink when I say so... I said HUHHHHH??!?! All of the sudden the mother fucker splashes vodka on my face, bitch slaps me, and then shoves the whiskey down my throat and he's like drink drink drink drink. So i did...
At the time I was HEATED. the girls said I looked like I was bout the kill him after he splashed the vodka to my face. I guess i was clinching my fist but since I was blinded by the liquor n shit for a second I couldn't react fast enough, and then I get liquor poured down my throat lol. We all started laughin at that point.
It was all fun n jokes even though I was pissed at the time but it's a GREAT trick to fuck wit a freshly turned 21 year old. I've done it to all my boys since. Lol it's a tradition now. Hahah.
Oh, the 2 girls that took me out. One of em is my REAAL good potnas girl of like 5 years or someshit. The other girl is her bestfriend. I woke up the next morning at the other girls house ass naked, hung over like a mother fucker. LOLOLOL.
COOL STORY BRO.
This shit reminds me of my 21st bday. Most of my real potnas wasn't 21 yet so I went out wit these 2 girls who happened to be real good friends of mine. Anyways, we get to the bar, drinkin n what not. Towards the end of the night I am FUCKING BEYOND SHITFACED from gettin free drinks n shit from everyone around me that found out it was my 21st.
We were outside just chillin, and we see this dude who we went to high school wit. The girls are a year older than I am so they were in the same class n graduated wit him. I used to play fball wit him so we all knew each other pretty well. He founds out it's my 21st bday n gets all pumped up like OMG UR 21ST WE GOTTTAAA GET U BLACKED OUT!!!! all excited n shit. Oh, btw, this dude is in a Jewish frat at my college LOL. At this point I wasn't blacked out yet but gettin there.... We go inside the bar, he's like imma get u a hurricane Katrina. I'm like uhhhhhh ok? None of us knew what it was. We were by the bartender n when the dude asked, bartender was like "naaaaah man that's dick, I'm not gonna do it but u can" so the dude was like alright ill do it. At this point I'm hella drunk n confused.
Next thing u know, the dude has a shot of clear alcohol and a shot of brown alcohol. Vodka and whiskey I think. He then says to me, drink when I say so... I said HUHHHHH??!?! All of the sudden the mother fucker splashes vodka on my face, bitch slaps me, and then shoves the whiskey down my throat and he's like drink drink drink drink. So i did...
At the time I was HEATED. the girls said I looked like I was bout the kill him after he splashed the vodka to my face. I guess i was clinching my fist but since I was blinded by the liquor n shit for a second I couldn't react fast enough, and then I get liquor poured down my throat lol. We all started laughin at that point.
It was all fun n jokes even though I was pissed at the time but it's a GREAT trick to fuck wit a freshly turned 21 year old. I've done it to all my boys since. Lol it's a tradition now. Hahah.
Oh, the 2 girls that took me out. One of em is my REAAL good potnas girl of like 5 years or someshit. The other girl is her bestfriend. I woke up the next morning at the other girls house ass naked, hung over like a mother fucker. LOLOLOL.
COOL STORY BRO.
LOL!!! Yeeeep. Agreed. Now, I kick it wit the homies, couple bitches, and get our drank on. Sometimes hit the bars and the club scene but that shit is all the same. I got bills to pay, can't be spending drinks that are 10 dollars n shit lol. Wassssste.
Oooooh man, beer bongs bring me back... And shot gunning beers. Hahahaha good times. Back then, i was sippin on steel reserve LOLOL like on the daily. That was our shiiiiiit!! Can't believe it now. I can't EVER drink steel reserve, EVER AGAIN.
Oooooh man, beer bongs bring me back... And shot gunning beers. Hahahaha good times. Back then, i was sippin on steel reserve LOLOL like on the daily. That was our shiiiiiit!! Can't believe it now. I can't EVER drink steel reserve, EVER AGAIN.
