Vick: The Real Longest Yard

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#1
In a report that sounds like the set-up to a Longest Yard joke but is apparently completely serious, Gary Myers of the New York Daily News writes that Michael Vick is playing football in prison.

Vick, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback who pleaded guilty to felony charges related to his Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting ring, is in a minimum security satellite prison camp at the United States Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas. And Myers reports that Falcons owner Arthur Blank has received letters from Vick that detail his prison football games:

Blank says Vick is playing football at Leavenworth. That's one way to pass his time and keep his arm loose. He's likely the first player picked when the inmates are choosing up sides or the guards are choosing up sides for them. Vick's sprinter speed surely comes in handy just in case a dog-loving inmate thinks it's cool to sack an NFL quarterback and break his shoulder.
"He is staying in shape," Blank told The News. "Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides."

Vick will likely get out of prison some time in 2009, at which time NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will have to determine whether to end his indefinite suspension and let him play football in somewhat more favorable surroundings than those in Leavenworth.
 
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#4
It'd be fucked up if they pick him last when they're choosing teams.

Captain #1 : "I'll take 'Tiny.'"
Captain #2 : "I want 'Fudgepack Johnson'."
*Vick stands lonely along the wall*
Vick :"C'mon guys! PICK ME!!! PLEASE?!?"
*two teams walk away*
One Player jokes, by telling Vick to "Sit & Be a Good Boy"