TOP 10 TECH GUEST APPEARANCES AND WHY...

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Oct 6, 2008
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FUCK IT!

AFTER MY NUMEROUS POSTS ON THEREALTECHN9NE.COM AND PUTTING UP WITH THE CRYBABIES AND SENSITIVE FUCKFACES THAT INHABIT IT. I REALIZED I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAS ALWAYS PEAKED MY INTEREST. IN LIEU OF THE NEW "TECH N9NE COLLABOS" I'M GONNA RE-CAP MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GUEST VERSES TECH EVER SPIT ALONG SIDE ANYONE WORTHY TO ROCK A MIC WITH THE N9NE. SO HERE'S MY LIST AND YES, I WANT YOU ALL TO "TEAR IT TO PIECES" ONCE I'M DONE... :) THIS IS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...

1. "NOW IT'S ON" feat. Lejo
WHAT CAN I SAY? THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST TECH N9NE SONGS EVER... LEJO SHOWS AND PROVES AND TECH DEMANDS RESPECT AND ADMIRATION FROM THE WORLD ON THIS "CALM BEFORE THE STORM" CLASSIC.

2. "MY WORLD" feat. Brotha Lynch Hung and Dalima
LYNCH SPITS ONE OF THE BEST VERSES OF HIS CAREER. MANY OF US ARE INTRODUCED TO DALIMA AND TECH UTTERLY FUCKIN' DESTROYS HIS VERSE GAINING HIS FIRST EVER "HIP-HOP QUOTABLE" IN THE SOURCE. I REMEMBER TECH SAID AFTER EMINEM DIDN'T MAKE IT, HIS CHOICES FOR THE SECOND SLOT WERE DMX AND DALIMA... COULD YOU IMAGINE IF X OR EM TOOK THE SECOND VERSE?

3. "MIDWEST CHOPPERS" feat. Dalima, D-Loc and Krizz Kaliko
SEVEN MADE A PERFECT BEAT TO MATCH TECH'S MADNESS! PREVIOUS COLLABORATORS D-LOC AND DALIMA (see their track "BANG") SPIT SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE TWISTA DIZZY... CAPPED OFF BY A SHOW STEALING VERSE BY KALIKO, AND A HYPNOTIZING HOOK, THIS TRACK REMAINS ONE OF THE GREATEST "FAST RAP SONGS" OF ALL TIME...

4. "WHY" (PROZAK feat. Tech N9ne and Twista)
SPEAKING OF "TWISTA"... IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO HEAR THESE 2 LYRICAL GIANTS SPIT THEIR BRAINS OUT ON A TRACK TOGETHER! (WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH "WELCOME TO THE MIDWEST" AND WE'RE WAITING ON "PROBLEMS" FROM TWISTA'S NEW ALBUM) THIS TRACK ECLIPSED ALL THE OTHER STUNNING COLLABORATIONS ON PROZAK'S SOLO DEBUT AND WITH IT'S PARALYZING HOOK, EERIE SAMPLE AND OMINOUS TONE. "WHY" BECAME A VIRTUAL DREAM, EXCUSE ME, "NIGHTMARE," COME TRUE...

5. "SICKOLOGY 101" feat. Chino XL and Crooked I
I KNOW, I KNOW... I CAN HEAR YOU ALREADY. THE REASON WHY THIS IS ON HERE IS BECAUSE IT HONESTLY IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE COLLABORATIONS I'VE EVER HEARD EXECUTED. CROOKED I'S VERSE IS SO FUCKIN' HARD YET STYLISH, CHINO DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST AND GOES FOR THE VIVID VISUALS AND CELEBRITY POTSHOTS (THAT RIHANNA LINE IS SO DIRTY!) AND TECH IS IN PRIME FORM, SMASHING EVERY SYLLABLE IN HIS PATH!

6. "REGIME MOBSTAZ" (YUKMOUTH feat. Tech N9ne, Dorasel, Gonzoe, Grant Rice, Krizz Kaliko, Monsta Ganjah and Poppa L.Q.)
THE REASON WHY I PICKED THIS YUK COLLABO OVER THE HALF A DOZEN+ IN EXISTENCE IS SIMPLY FOR THE FACT THAT TECH UNIQUELY FREAKS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RHYME SCHEME. BRILLIANTLY RHYMING EVERYTHING WITH "AQUA" I MUST'VE SAT THERE FOR 3 HOURS HITTING REWIND THE DAY I GOT "GODZILLA" JUST TO STUDY IT! GENIUS... THE REST OF THE REGIME GOES HARD, GRANT RICE POPS UP AND KRIZZ CROONS THE HOOK, SOLID TRACK!

7. "BURY 'EM ALL" (TWIZTID feat. Tech N9ne, Krizz kaliko and Potluck)
I FOUND SEVEN ON MYSPACE AND TOLD HIM I WAS ADDICTED TO THIS TRACK, SURPRISINGLY, HE HIT ME BACK AND ADMITTED TO ME HIS FAVORITE SONG HE'S DONE WITH TECH WAS "MY" FAVORITE SONG (EVER) "WELCOME TO THE MIDWEST" ANYWAY, THE BEAT IS SO DARK AND TECH TEARS IN TO HIS VERSE LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR! TWIZTID SPITS SUPERIOR AND POTLUCK DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! (THEY HARDLY EVER DO) "FLIPPIN' EVERY WORD, LIKE VANNA WHITE..."

8. "THE ANTHEM" (SWAY AND KING TECH feat. Tech N9ne, Chino XL, Eminem, Jayo Felony, KRS-One, Kool G Rap, Pharoahe Monch, RZA and Xzibit)
ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE (AND REAL!!!!) POSSE CUTS OF ALL TIME. EVEN THOUGH TECH'S VERSE ISN'T "OH MY GOD!" DOPE, THE ENTIRE SHOCK OF THE GUEST LIST IS... EMINEM'S VERSE HAS ALSO POPPED UP ON OTHER "FREESTYLES" AND SO ON... BUT THE ALL STAR CAST OF LEGENDARY MC'S IS ASTONISHING. I PERSONALLY THINK CHINO TOOK THE BEST SWING AT IT... "YOU RAP LIKE WILL SMITH, YOUR RHYME STYLE IS PANSY/ I'LL FUCKIN' MURDER YOUR YOUNG STYLE LIKE JON BENET RAMSEY..." FUCK!

9. "ONLY TIME WILL TELL" (ILL BILL feat. Tech N9ne, Necro and Everlast)
ANOTHER SHOCKER AMONGST THESE JEWELS... WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT TECH WOULD EVER COLLAB WITH ILL BILL AND NECRO? LET ALONE OVER A DJ MUGGS BEAT OF ALL THINGS??? THE ONLY THING I "DON'T LIKE" IS EVERLAST ON THE HOOK... ANYTHING BUT THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FINE, BUT THIS TRACK WAS A SOLID ENDING (AND BANGER) FOR BILL'S "THE HOUR OF REPRISAL"

10. "TWISTED" feat. Roger Troutman
THIS IS A GIVEN... WE'VE ALL SEEN THE "T9X" DVD AND SAW THE MAN HIMSELF, THE LATE GREAT ROGER TROUTMAN, WORK HIS MAGIC IN DON JUAN'S (I THINK) MOM'S HOUSE. MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN TECH'S WIFE CALLS AND ROGER ASKS FOR THE PHONE SO HE COULD FUCK WITH HER WITH THE TALKBOX. HAHAHA THE TRACK A REMAKE OF "I WANNA BE YOUR MAN" IS STILL A SHINING STAR IN THE DISMAL BEAUTY OF "ANGHELLIC"



HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"THUGS GET LONELY TOO" feat. 2Pac
ALTHOUGH TECH'S VERSE WAS RECORDED AFTER 2PAC WAS DECEASED (ACCORDING TO TECH AND QDIII). THE SONG IS "SURREAL" BECAUSE FOR A MINUTE IT'S LIKE THEY WERE THERE "TOGETHER" CRAFTING A CLASSIC. THE PRODUCTION AND SOUND QUALITY ISN'T SUPERB, BUT THE IDEA IS. THIS SONG WAS LATER RELEASED ON 2PAC'S "LOYAL TO THE GAME" MINUS TECH, PLUS NATE DOGG, PRODUCED BY EMINEM... (WHY THEY DIDN'T RE-DO IT WITH TECH, IS SIMPLY INDUSTRY BULLSHIT AND POLITICS)
"WHAT WE ARE" (POTLUCK feat. Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko)
TECH SPITS SO FUCKIN' FAST TORNADOES SLOW DOWN
"THUG PIT" INSANE CLOWN POSSE feat. Tech N9ne, Krayzie Bone, Layzie Bone, Kottonmouth Kingz and Esham
MUCH LIKE "THE ANTHEM" MOST WERE IN DISBELIEF WHEN THEY SAW THE LINE-UP, I THINK KRAYZIE KILLS IT AND TECH SPITS TWO SPURTS IN BETWEEN BARS FROM KMK. ESHAM (WHO ODDLY WASN'T ON THIS TOUR) DISSES EMINEM.
"SHE DEVIL" FEAT. D-12
IT'S LIKE A CURSE! "SPEAKING OF EMINEM..." WHERE THE FUCK WAS HE ON "SHE DEVIL"????? I THINK PROOF AND SWIFT DID THE BEST ON THIS. STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITES FROM "ABSOLUTE POWER"...
"SOMEBODY GONE DIE 2 NITE" (YUKMOUTH feat. Tech N9ne, Benjilino, Hussein Fatal and Tha Realest)
ALL I GOTTA SAY IS "AYO I'M SICK AS A MUTHAFUCKA..."
"LET'S RIDE" (DJ CLAY feat. Tech N9ne)
STUNNING! I WISH THIS WAS LONGER AND TECH HAD A SECOND VERSE THAT "WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA..." FUCKED ME UP WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT... SHIT IT STILL DOES!
"KILLIN' IT" (KALIBUR feat. Tech N9ne and Kostik)
EERIE BEAT, SUCH A SOLID PRODUCTION TECH'S CO-STARS SHINE AND TECH HAS A "GET DRUNK FREE CARD..." A FUCKIN' BANGER! GET BLAZED TO THIS...
"KILL 'EM OFF" (YUKMOUTH feat. Tech N9ne, Gonzoe and Krizz Kaliko)
TECH GOES CUCKOO ON HIS VERSE, IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE RHYMES YOU REWIND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. KRIZZ KILLS THE HOOK AND YUK FINISHES IT OFF...
"BODIES FALL" (PROZAK feat. Tech N9ne, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Kutt Calhoun and The R.O.C.)
"WATCHIN' RESIDENT EVIL AND JACKIN' OFF TO MILLA JOVOVICH..." SICK! I THOUGHT PROZAK DID HIS THING, AND THE ROC HAD THE WORST LINES ON THE TRACK, I'M SORRY HE JUST DIDN'T COME THROUGH... OTHER THAN THAT, EXCELLENT...
"SLOW DOWN" (KRIZZ KALIKO feat. Tech N9ne and Agginy)
I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO PUT TRACKS HE'S DONE WITH THE STRANGE FAMILY SO I ONLY PICKED A HANDFUL. THIS IS THE ONE TRACK ON "VITILIGO" THAT STOOD OUT TO ME THE MOST AND WHEN I GOT MY NEW CAR THIS WAS THE FIRST SONG I PLAYED IN IT. I JUST LOVE THE SINGING, TECH'S STORY OF HIMSELF IN HIS VERSE AND THE SAMPLE... AGGINY IS OK, BUT OVERALL THIS TRACK WAS SO LEFT FIELD... A TRUE DEFINITION OF "STRANGE MUSIC"
"REAL SEX" (KUTT CALHOUN feat. Tech N9ne)
THE "FROM DUSK TIL DAWN" PUSSY-SHIT TECH DOES AT THE BEGINNING... TO KUTT SPITTING ON A TOPIC HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH, TO TECH EXPLAINING WHY HE'S NOT "DRACULA..." HAHAHA IT WAS PERFECT!

OH AND I DIDN'T FORGET...
"RIOTMAKER" feat. Skatterman and Snug Brim
"JELLSICKLE" feat. E-40
"BLACKBOY" feat. Ice Cube, Krizz Kaliko and Brother J
"187 ON THE HOOK" (BROTHA LYNCH HUNG AND C-BO feat. Tech N9ne)
"LET'S GET FUCKED UP" (57TH ST. RDV'S)

SORRY FOR MAKING THIS SHIT SOOOOOOOOO LOOOONG!

AND FOR MAKING IT WAY MORE THAN "10"

FEEL FREE TO REMIND ME OF WHAT I LEFT OUT...


PEACE
 

JOK3R187

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not trying to be an asshole and from what you've posted you seem to possess and offer something of a decent input to the forum (other than the tired topic of tech features)

with that said... there's no real need for the caps lock as I didn't bother reading anything past the thread starter
 

Kain

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"THUGS GET LONELY TOO" feat. 2Pac
ALTHOUGH TECH'S VERSE WAS RECORDED AFTER 2PAC WAS DECEASED (ACCORDING TO TECH AND QDIII). THE SONG IS "SURREAL" BECAUSE FOR A MINUTE IT'S LIKE THEY WERE THERE "TOGETHER" CRAFTING A CLASSIC. THE PRODUCTION AND SOUND QUALITY ISN'T SUPERB, BUT THE IDEA IS. THIS SONG WAS LATER RELEASED ON 2PAC'S "LOYAL TO THE GAME" MINUS TECH, PLUS NATE DOGG, PRODUCED BY EMINEM... (WHY THEY DIDN'T RE-DO IT WITH TECH, IS SIMPLY INDUSTRY BULLSHIT AND POLITICS)
Why didn't they redo it without Tech N9ne, but with Rated R? You know, like one of the original versions from years before Tech's voice was ever put in place of that 2Pac verse...
 
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first of all this list is obsolete cuz if u talkin about top tech features

then where teh fuck is KILLIN IT

that song is dope as fuck and also one the his best songs, way better then most of that list
 

L.D.S.

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Thanks for contributing that lengthy thread starting post, EE. It's a little over the top, but kinda what I've come to expect. Your list is pretty good, but it's all about interpretation and opinion.
 
Oct 6, 2008
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First, I apologize for the CAPS LOCK...

I usually write in that for some odd reason...

I agree "Killin' It" is one of his best...

The reason why I did this is because (even though it is a little monotonous) I wanted to hear your opinions...

The length got a little out of hand, after I was done with the 10 and the explanations, I actually wasn't shocked by anyone's comments. (the "fuckface" was hilarious...)

The run of the mill "asshole cynicism" is something that I've come to expect from posting threads. Everyone is a self-proclaimed "know it all" and if everything isn't up to par with their expectations and stature, they shit on you...

That's ok! I know some of you "do know it all" and with that being said and clarified, I just want your feedback.

Out of all the comments only a handful spoke on the topic...

It's all good! I told you to rip it to pieces...


Peace