TOP 10 CELEBRITY TOOLS!!!(individuals-current) Here's my list and why...lol

[Romanowski21]

1. Carson Daly: By a landslide has to be the biggest tool in showbiz: Jimmy Fallon said it best in a skit on snl..."Hello my name is Carson Daly and Im a massive tool."....lmao.... his show sucks, not funny, weak guest,etc. Former TRL VJ, usually Dead Giveaway....
2. Paris Hilton: Cant Fuck, Cant sing (yet to see her perform live), Cant Act, Cant Form a Sentence......
3. The Girls Next Door:........Blondes clingin on to a bankroll....Hef is a legend but come on now, dudes 80.......
4. Carlos Mencia: his show is corny, his stand up act seems forced, time and time again he sticks with sterotype humor........He wouldnt even have a show if Chappelle stuck it out......
5. Oprah: yeah, she does her billion dollar thang, but I cant help but notice the sea of white people(white collar to be specific) in her audience and think toolish thoughts......
6. Flaaaavor Flaaav: That show is a joke, the producers got this dude on strings , sayin, "dance dance yeah thats it keep dancin" Not one of those chicks on the show wouldnt even give this goblin drughead a second look in any other situation in life......They wouldnt even say "bless you" if he had sneezed off camera ......lol
7. P.Diddy:....or as I like to call him P.Shitty.......Rode Biggies Coattails dry....thinks more of his pop culture power then he should.......producing shit shows, which results in shit bands/groups..........and he still puttin out his own shit.....thats reason enough...
8. Jenna Jameson: the face of porn, for some reason, oh yeah shes bad but cant help but feel her fakeness.......Doesnt do hard hardcore scenes, and just seems like another porn bitch to me...
9. Hulk Hogan- fake wrestler who needs to hang em up, looks like it hurts to just walk........
10. Micheal Jackson:....still a big fan but come on now.....little boys + no Major hits in 15-20 yrs........ok, ill go with half nutty wacjob/ half tool for the world.......

Honorable Mention:......Damein-Trl VJ, John Clayton-ESPN anaylst, Danny Bonaduce- Kid Star, K-Fed/Brittney...........

I was watchin tv and just felt like rantin about this mostly rich tools that we deal with on a day to day basis, entertainment wise....

 

[LISICKI]

I give a fuck about any "celebrity"

 

[GHP]

Brittney Spears-Bitch don't do anything, just a attention whore that the paparatsi (sp) like to take pics of and write stories about cuz shes such a fuck up. She ain't even fine anymore looking like drugged up fatter versian of drew barrymore at least drew is cute in the right light and can actually act.

Lindsay Lohan- See Brittney Spears, shes not even slightly good looking ive yet to see the fascination with her. She can't sing and shes too old to do the corny teen movies she was once a star in

K-Fed-Future resident of the surreal life house and will probably get his own reality show after that, I hate the predictability of hollywood and my ability to predit it yet I don't work there lol

Ozzy-I don't even know if hes got that show anymore but man i feel bad for the the brain dead bastard, he looks like hes being expoloited by his wife cuz I know the oz man can't really make rational decisions anymore shame on her

Ryan Seacrest- Probably one of the biggest tools I can think of, nice hair there slick

Howie Mandell- I can't believe they resurected that guy from the 80s and gave him the most braindead game show in the history of game shows. I'm gonna get Dave Coulier to host my super retarded idea of a game show next I can't wait! I'll make millions

Nicole Richie- Damn bitch eat something, see brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. This bitch really don't do anything, shes just waiting for Lionels money. I mean fuck at least her friend Paris Hilton got some hustle in her blood and got perfume lines and shit like that

Tom Cruise- This is one of those guys that the money must got to his brain and made him go completly batty. I used to like him as an actor but I see him now as one of the biggest douche bags in the history of hollywood. I have a friend who is an actor and sometimes I'd go out with him and he would act like someone else all night just to test his skills. I hope to death old Tom is doing the same with his Scientology bullshit and all the shit they say about his closed door life cuz alot of it seems just too wierd to be true fact

 

[kendo]

Tom Cruise, no doubt!!!!! ^^^ what a clueless lil terd..."you dont know the history of psychology, I do!!!!" lol

 

[Tha Sinner]

carlos mencia show is not corny

 

[kendo]

yea I gave that show a chance for about three minutes,... never watched it again. hella corny and predictable jokes

 

[Tha Sinner]

i dont like chapelles show..

 

[kendo]

???^^ for real??? why??

 

[Tha Sinner]

iono....i dont find it funny

 

[Gas One]

1. Carson Daly: By a landslide has to be the biggest tool in showbiz: Jimmy Fallon said it best in a skit on snl..."Hello my name is Carson Daly and Im a massive tool."....lmao.... his show sucks, not funny, weak guest,etc. Former TRL VJ, usually Dead Giveaway....
2. Paris Hilton: Cant Fuck, Cant sing (yet to see her perform live), Cant Act, Cant Form a Sentence......
3. The Girls Next Door:........Blondes clingin on to a bankroll....Hef is a legend but come on now, dudes 80.......
4. Carlos Mencia: his show is corny, his stand up act seems forced, time and time again he sticks with sterotype humor........He wouldnt even have a show if Chappelle stuck it out......
5. Oprah: yeah, she does her billion dollar thang, but I cant help but notice the sea of white people(white collar to be specific) in her audience and think toolish thoughts......
6. Flaaaavor Flaaav: That show is a joke, the producers got this dude on strings , sayin, "dance dance yeah thats it keep dancin" Not one of those chicks on the show wouldnt even give this goblin drughead a second look in any other situation in life......They wouldnt even say "bless you" if he had sneezed off camera ......lol
7. P.Diddy:....or as I like to call him P.Shitty.......Rode Biggies Coattails dry....thinks more of his pop culture power then he should.......producing shit shows, which results in shit bands/groups..........and he still puttin out his own shit.....thats reason enough...
8. Jenna Jameson: the face of porn, for some reason, oh yeah shes bad but cant help but feel her fakeness.......Doesnt do hard hardcore scenes, and just seems like another porn bitch to me...
9. Hulk Hogan- fake wrestler who needs to hang em up, looks like it hurts to just walk........
10. Micheal Jackson:....still a big fan but come on now.....little boys + no Major hits in 15-20 yrs........ok, ill go with half nutty wacjob/ half tool for the world.......

Honorable Mention:......Damein-Trl VJ, John Clayton-ESPN anaylst, Danny Bonaduce- Kid Star, K-Fed/Brittney...........

I was watchin tv and just felt like rantin about this mostly rich tools that we deal with on a day to day basis, entertainment wise....

you lost credibility when you tried to come at mike jack.

and oprah.


mike jack = created thriller, and captain EO, therefore = cooler than you and your whole family tree

oprah = billionaire african american woman regardless if white people like her or not


ill let the p. diddy one slide cuz he killin racoon dogs for sean john jackets and shit...fuck is a raccoon dog. thats prolly why he was killen em.

 

[DukeNaintEZ]

Bonaduce is a sav

 

[GHP]

carlos mencia show is not corny

Mencia show ain't really that funny but i wouldn't go as far as calling him a tool. Comedy Central will give damn near anyone a show, they aughta give Charlie Murphy his own show and have him tlk about all the celebs hes beaten up over ther years defending his little brother eddie

 

[kendo]

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and oprah.

oprah = billionaire african american woman regardless if white people like her or not

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....plus she donates hella money and does good things for society, communities, etc.

 

[GHP]

Can't knock Oprah, alot of people are hating on her now for the shit she said about kids from american inner cities though. How she built a 40 million doller school in South Africa cuz the kids over there appreciate earning an education more than american kids do shes speaking the truth

 

[Romanowski21]

Ryan Fuckin Seacrest.....cant believe I let that one slide.....

Oprah rebutle:....doesnt support hip-hop/rap music(only 3 rappers have been on her show, and none for their music, doesnt have a family (gives wishywashy advice to families), didnt give all those cars away that boosted her show to the next level at the time(pontac did), etc....the list goes on and on........
http://www.ihateoprah.com/aboutus.htm

ran into this little website about exposing oprah and what she really stands for, the site has a lot of valid points.......

the bio had me rollin.......damm i got too much time on my hands

 

[Defy]

I don't know....maybe its me.....but I think anyone who uses the word "tool" and is not talking about something in the screwdriver/hammer/drill family or the rock group needs to be shot.


but I do agree with your runner up, John Clayton. dood is a complete square, and its hillarious when that other guy always clowns him.....shit, I forgot his name.....but John Clayton just looks like a complete dweeb

 

[D.I.R.B]

Damn, I'd have to agree with every single one of you about everybody.
My list goes like this:

1 - Paris Hilton - evil, slut, rich but not her money
2 - Lindsay Lohan - drug/alcohol addict who is too young to be doing shit anyways
3 - Nicole Ritchie - eat something you beezy
4 - Tom Cruise - scientology made him crazy

 

[William206]

Tom cruise... man.. I havnt liked this guy since i frist seen him in top gun.. Hes a fucking lame ass actior.. Pisses me off that everyone can see something in his acting that i can't.. MIP sicked MIP2 sucked.. I'm guessing the other one sucked also if there was a 3 im not even sure.. Wotws Sucked.. Everything this guy has touched that i have seen sucked..

Dont get me started on scientology, but this shit is just as crazy as beliveing in god... Just becuase Not very many people belive in it doesnt make the the whole Jesus thing any more believable..

 

[GHP]

Ryan Fuckin Seacrest.....cant believe I let that one slide.....

Oprah rebutle:....doesnt support hip-hop/rap music(only 3 rappers have been on her show, and none for their music, doesnt have a family (gives wishywashy advice to families), didnt give all those cars away that boosted her show to the next level at the time(pontac did), etc....the list goes on and on........
http://www.ihateoprah.com/aboutus.htm

ran into this little website about exposing oprah and what she really stands for, the site has a lot of valid points.......

the bio had me rollin.......damm i got too much time on my hands

LOL I think Oprah goty to that site cuz every link i tried to hit nothing came up, LOL @ calling her an evil sith lord Bahahaha

No matter how much loot Oprah has and all the things shes done, she still got some dude with no job that is eating hella well offa her money. Either Stedman is a straight mack about his or hes oprahs whipping boy in which she uses her cash to degrade him in front of her female dinner guests

 

[Romanowski21]

I don't know....maybe its me.....but I think anyone who uses the word "tool" and is not talking about something in the screwdriver/hammer/drill family or the rock group needs to be shot.


but I do agree with your runner up, John Clayton. dood is a complete square, and its hillarious when that other guy always clowns him.....shit, I forgot his name.....but John Clayton just looks like a complete dweeb

lmao......Im surprised someone caught that one......Dude is a straight dorkball, he should be reporting on missing groceries from the store.......

As for using the word tool, I dont use it at all but it is the easiest way to explain someones personality or what they stand for to a broad audience....