TIME FOR MY UPDATE ON COURT....I DECIDED TO START A NEW POST BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN AN UNBELIVABLE DAY.....
FIRST I GET TO COURT 1 HOUR AHEAD OF TIME.....MY FATHER SHOWED UP FOR SUPPORT....SUDDENLY ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WITH COURT START SHOWING UP AND WE CHAT FOR AWHILE...THEN THEIR LAWYERS STARTED SHOWING UP AND IT WAS ME AND MY DAD.....I START TO WORRY BECAUSE ITS 5 MINUTES TIL COURT AND MY LAWYER STILL ISNT THERE,,,,WE PLACE AT LEAST 10 CALLS TO THE OFFICE AND NO ANSWER....WE LEAVE MESSAGES.....THEN COURT STARTS AND I AM THE FORTH CASE ON THE DOCKET....BY THIS TIME I AM A COMPLETE BASKET CASE.....WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LAWYER I PAID 1000 BUCKS TO RETAIN AT???MY FATHER IS OUTSIDE CONSTANTLY CALLING WHILE I WAIT INSIDE....FINALLY THEY CALL MY CASE AND I HAVE NO LAWYER(WHICH MY WIFE SEEMS TO FIND AMUSING AS HELL : )...THE JUDGE IS A JUDGE JUDY CLONE WHO HAS BEEN ON EVERYONES ASS WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR MY TURN...AT THIS POINT I AM SCARED SHITLESS,RIGHTFULLY SO.....WIFES LAWYER SAYS TO THE JUDGE,HE DOESNT NEED HIS LAWYER,THIS IS BASIC SUPPORT AND ALIMONY....I SAY I WANT TO DISPUTE THEIR TOTALS AS I FOUND THEM INNACCURATE....THE JUDGE IS VISIBLY UPSET BY THE WHOLE MESS AND IS READY TO GO AHEAD WITH MY RAPING WHEN MY DAD RE-ENTERS AND SAYS HE GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY LAWYER...HE SAYS HE IS ON THE WAY SO SHE SAYS WE GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DOCKET AND CAN WAIT ON HIM.....
HE FINALLY GETS THERE DRESSED IN JEANS AND A T-SHIRT....IT SEEMS HIS SECRETARY FAILED TO PUT MY COURT DATE ON HIS SCHEDULE SO HE DIDNT KNOW HE HAD COURT TODAY....THE JUDGE TOLD HIM TO GET THERE IMMEDIATELY NO MATTER WHAT HE WAS WEARING...I WAS SO MAD I WANTED TO STRANGLE HIM...AS WE WAIT OUR TURN WE DISCESS THE CASE AND HE TELLS ME IM FUCKED...BY TENNESSEE LAW....
HE DOES GET WIFE TO BACK OFF WANTING 1/2 HER UTILITIES PAID BY ME FOR 2 YEARS,WHICH IS A RELIEF...BUT I FIND OUT I WILL PAY 900 A MONTH FOR CHILD SUPPORT(THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING NEAR 100K A YEAR )....I CALM DOWN AND SAY WHAT ABOUT ALIMONY?
HE SAYS I HAVE TO PAY THAT TOO,BECAUSE IF I FOUGHT IT ,BY LAW THE JUDGE COULD MAKE IT LIKE 800 A MONTH FOR THAT....AT THIS POINT I AM FURIOUS...AND SAY I DONT GIVE A FUCK,I AINT PAYING THAT SHIT...I WILL FIGHT IT....SO HE GOES AND TALKS TO HER LAWYER AND THEY AGREE TO MAKE IT 200 INSTEAD OF 3....I ACCEPT THIS BECAUSE MY LAWYER SAID IT WAS TEMPORARY TIL THE FINAL DIVORCE DECREE...
SO THEN I PUT VASELINE AROUND MY ASSHOLE AND TOOK MY FUCKING LIKE A MAN(NO HOMO)...BUT AS MY SAVING GRACE MY WIFE DECIDES NOT TO CHARGE ME ANYTHING FOR APRIL,SO I DONT OWE ANY BACK PAY..AND I GOT GOOD VISITATION WITH MY KIDS...
...AT THIS POINT I AM STILL PISSED BUT ITS OVER,OR SO I THINK,MY BAD DAY HAS JUST STARTED...
I AM DRIVING HOME AND STOP AT MCDONALDS TO EAT...I GO INSIDE AND SIT DOWN TO BE ALONE....WHILE I AM EATING I KNOCK OVER MY PEPSI AND SPILL IT ALL OVER MY SUIT EVEN DOWN INTO MY SHOES....I REALLY WANTED TO CRY AT THIS POINT...AS I AM CLEANING UP THIS HOT CHICK WALKS OVER AND HELPS ME... :knockout: ...HEHE MAYBE MY DAY IS LOOKING UP...WE TALK FOR A SEC AND SHE GIVES ME HER NUMBER(WHICH I TAKE ONLY IN A FRIENDLY GESTURE...
AS I AM STILL MARRIED)...SO I AM HAPPY FOR 5 MINUTES....ON THE DRIVE HOME THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS.....FLAT TIRE......HERTE I AM IN MY $800 SUIT COVERED IN PEPSI CHANGING A TIRE ON THE SIDE OF THE INTERSTATE...AT THIS POINT I DID CRY...(REAL MEN DO CRY SOMETIMES)...FINALLY I GET HOME ,STRIP OFF MY CLOTHES,CRACK A 40 AND HERE I AM,ENTERTAINING THE MASSES....
SO HOW DID YOUR DAY GO???
