I am @ work in my lab, ...phone rings. I never even answer my own cell, much less this line, but something tells me to pick up.
chick on the phone is obviously in a call center somewhere in india.
Her: Hello sir, am I speaking with anthony?
Me: I am miss sorry you have the wrong number.
Her: Okay sir thank you, I am calling on behalf of ( whatever her company name was ) & would like to extend you an offer, to purchase for the 1 time low price of 29.99 USD for 1 bottle of cialis & 1 bottle of viagra @ 30 pills each.
Me: oh really? ...what do those do?
Her: these are male sexual performance enhancers that make you thick & erect for up to 7 to 8 hours, & will increase pleasure in your sexual activity.
Me: Really? ....why would I need to be hard for 7 to 8 hours? Is that how you like it?
Her: This is a 1 time offer only sir, & we would like have you sign up today for a purchase.
Me: Do you have big tiddies?
Her: excuse me sir?
Me: do you have big tiddies, & areolas, breh?
Her: I am sorry sir, my apologies, but would you like to sign up today for the low price of 29.99 USD & get free shipping?
Me: Can you ship me a hot indian girl, with big tiddies so I can try them out with her?
Her: Sir, I cannot do that.
Me: Russian? ....I hear russian girls have tight pussy, can you send me a russian chick?
Her: I can offer you free shipping today sir only for 29.99
Me: What time would you like to meet so we can fuck & try these pills out?
Her: *silence*
Me: do you worship the all mighty H.A.D?
Her: no thank you sir. **hangs up**
LMAO
Sometimes I have too much time on my hands.
chick on the phone is obviously in a call center somewhere in india.
Her: Hello sir, am I speaking with anthony?
Me: I am miss sorry you have the wrong number.
Her: Okay sir thank you, I am calling on behalf of ( whatever her company name was ) & would like to extend you an offer, to purchase for the 1 time low price of 29.99 USD for 1 bottle of cialis & 1 bottle of viagra @ 30 pills each.
Me: oh really? ...what do those do?
Her: these are male sexual performance enhancers that make you thick & erect for up to 7 to 8 hours, & will increase pleasure in your sexual activity.
Me: Really? ....why would I need to be hard for 7 to 8 hours? Is that how you like it?
Her: This is a 1 time offer only sir, & we would like have you sign up today for a purchase.
Me: Do you have big tiddies?
Her: excuse me sir?
Me: do you have big tiddies, & areolas, breh?
Her: I am sorry sir, my apologies, but would you like to sign up today for the low price of 29.99 USD & get free shipping?
Me: Can you ship me a hot indian girl, with big tiddies so I can try them out with her?
Her: Sir, I cannot do that.
Me: Russian? ....I hear russian girls have tight pussy, can you send me a russian chick?
Her: I can offer you free shipping today sir only for 29.99
Me: What time would you like to meet so we can fuck & try these pills out?
Her: *silence*
Me: do you worship the all mighty H.A.D?
Her: no thank you sir. **hangs up**
LMAO
Sometimes I have too much time on my hands.
