Tiger Woods seriously hurt in crash

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MaddDogg

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So heres what Im thinking, Tiger was in the ICandy forum and his wife caught him jackin off. I mean ya, there's all this cheating shit, but what really set it off was the posts about pussu and Geezus' URIP thread. Since she's a savage she beat his fuckin ass right there, and then did one of them old school fish-hooks in his mouth and cut his ass up till he said Uncle. Then he cried like a little bitch while she stomped his ass with high heels. The whole time by the way, she was wearing lingerie and high heels. Then Tiger goes to leave the spot, bitch grabs the AK she usually keeps in her Jaguar but it jams. So as he backs up, she pulls out a golf club and starts swingin at the Caddy and shatters the back window. Tiger is half Asian so he has enough trouble driving already, looks back to go in reverse and can't see shit. But he's in a hurry cause his bitch bout to fuck his golfer ass up. So he pulls out in reverse floorin it. Then theres a flash of light and it reflects off the cracked glass and makes it impossible to even see his mirrors. Its Wayne Brady drivin by (he's from Orlando and live in that hood) and dude is doing coke off a white bitch tiddy and lovin life. Tiger swerves to avoid him, crashes into the fire hydrant. Wayne looks up to see Tiger pullin out, and gets some road rage. After slamming the brakes on, he hops out his ride, opens Tigers door, and then starts beating Tigers ass for being a mark ass bitch and an asian driver. We're talkin Chris' Brownin this muthafucka, blood all over the place. Then wifey comes out, and sepereates Wayne from Tiger, whose unconscious in the street with hella blood in his mouth. She don't wanna see Tiger get hurt any more, but shes still upset with him. So to spite him, her and the coked out snow bunnie give Wayne Brady head. Think about it, the police didnt come for TEN MINUTES for TIGER WOODS cause his hoe ass wife was suckin Wayne Bradys dick. Never trust no fine blonde bitches from Sweeden. Wayne shoots on her face, zips up, and bounces to the spot. The cops come and nobody know what the fuck happened. Bitch is all cryin and shit and talkin in a foreign language and they're happy enough to have her tits on their shoulders.

Maybe I had too much Makers Mark tonight but if it ain't worse than that, I'm not bothering with the celebrity gossip articles.
 
Defy

Defy

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Tiger was sinking his rod into another hole when his caddy in life aka his wife found out he was stroking for eagle.



I bet she knocked him out with a club then put his in & out of consciousness ass into the suv and hit drive so he'd have an accident that she could "rescue" him from.
 
nonfiCKtion

nonfiCKtion

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LOL HOW HE GON LET A WHITE BITCH CHASE HIM AND ON TO OF THAT, BREAK THAT NIGGA WINDOW OF THE CADDY WIT HIS CLUB. HE AINT GOT ENOUGH NIGGA IN HIM. HE HALF BLACK BUT NO NIGGARISH IN HIM.
 
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