honestly, to be really real with you, if i had a fat ass kid like that, slapping me would be warranted cuz id make fun of that little butterball fuck all his life
hed slap me and id laugh, hang him upside down and beat him with a wet towel for 6 hours to elvis songs
if god gives me a kid like that i expect to be shot with my own gun at some point in time
be teachin the kid his barnyard animals point at the pig and be like look, thats you