things that irratate you when driving
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When unattractive ass beluga whale women pull up next to you tryin to catch your eye.
When underage ass 16 year olds do the same thing.
When niggas turn they shit up to mug you...."and what? You hear that? What?" It's like man you was cool when that shit was quiet?
White kids "getting hyphy dog, going dumb!", etc.
When groups of like 5 paisas are plastered to the window of their Astrovan staring at your girl and that shit is on lock mode...they don't even try and look away when you look. Actually, that's more funny than anything. Haha.
People that drive like they dont give a fuck about accidents cause they got a broke ass beater and you have to swerve to avoid them.
When you see some drunk ass bastard swerving through 15 lanes, doing doughnuts at 90 mph, and throwing used biohazard cans out the window while shooting a gun in the air but you get pulled over for "following too closely".
When J-Boegs follow you hopin to catch you slippin.
When you see someone you can't stand and they get all excited and call you on your cell and you gotta pick it up. "Heyyyy boy what you doin, where you goin, what you gettin into"
....Shut the fuck up you unattractive bitch.
When you try to holler at a female and you get clowned by her and her friends. Actually that's also more funny than anything. Haha.
When you gotta stop and go repeatedly for like 45 minutes.
When you find out the alternate route you were considering was completely clear and some asshole is like "Hey man I took fuckin 12 and it was a breeze 90 miles an hour the whole way here!"
When underage ass 16 year olds do the same thing.
When niggas turn they shit up to mug you...."and what? You hear that? What?" It's like man you was cool when that shit was quiet?
White kids "getting hyphy dog, going dumb!", etc.
When groups of like 5 paisas are plastered to the window of their Astrovan staring at your girl and that shit is on lock mode...they don't even try and look away when you look. Actually, that's more funny than anything. Haha.
People that drive like they dont give a fuck about accidents cause they got a broke ass beater and you have to swerve to avoid them.
When you see some drunk ass bastard swerving through 15 lanes, doing doughnuts at 90 mph, and throwing used biohazard cans out the window while shooting a gun in the air but you get pulled over for "following too closely".
When J-Boegs follow you hopin to catch you slippin.
When you see someone you can't stand and they get all excited and call you on your cell and you gotta pick it up. "Heyyyy boy what you doin, where you goin, what you gettin into"
....Shut the fuck up you unattractive bitch.
When you try to holler at a female and you get clowned by her and her friends. Actually that's also more funny than anything. Haha.
When you gotta stop and go repeatedly for like 45 minutes.
When you find out the alternate route you were considering was completely clear and some asshole is like "Hey man I took fuckin 12 and it was a breeze 90 miles an hour the whole way here!"
huh?
when your moves to "avoid traffic" ends up getting you caught in more traffic and takes twice the time it would to have sit in the traffic....or to look over while you're stopped and see the freeway you should've stayed on is moving hella fast, but there's people walking past you
getting road head and having to shift the clutch....thats the only time I wish I had an automatic
getting road head and having to shift the clutch....thats the only time I wish I had an automatic
I HATE...
when somebody in the slow lane won't let faster traffic pass
when you let somebody in front of you, and they don't give so much as a wave or head-nod.
dramatic ass speed bumps and dips that come out of nowhere
stop lights that stay red when NOBODY is there but you
i got more...let me think of some
when somebody in the slow lane won't let faster traffic pass
when you let somebody in front of you, and they don't give so much as a wave or head-nod.
dramatic ass speed bumps and dips that come out of nowhere
stop lights that stay red when NOBODY is there but you
i got more...let me think of some
When you are listening to a song and the whole song sucks ass except for the third verse which is tight as all get-out and you have been waiting patiently to hear and then as soon as the fool starts rapping, that's when your friend decides to strike up a conversation.
When you sit at a left turn light and it stays red even when the other lights change three times...then you say fuck it and run that shit and pray there are no cops around.
When you miss an exit on the freeway and the next exit isn't for like four miles.
When motherfuckers pull up at a light acting like they want to race when they SEE that you are driving a piece of shit '92 Nissan and they KNOW you ain't packin shit under the hood.
I hate dropping people off at places or picking them up, especially in crowded areas like downtown.
When you drive across town to go to a store or restaurant and you get there right after it closes.
When you park at a meter for a 5 MINUTE in and out errand and you come back and you have a ticket on your windshield.
So many more..
When you sit at a left turn light and it stays red even when the other lights change three times...then you say fuck it and run that shit and pray there are no cops around.
When you miss an exit on the freeway and the next exit isn't for like four miles.
When motherfuckers pull up at a light acting like they want to race when they SEE that you are driving a piece of shit '92 Nissan and they KNOW you ain't packin shit under the hood.
I hate dropping people off at places or picking them up, especially in crowded areas like downtown.
When you drive across town to go to a store or restaurant and you get there right after it closes.
When you park at a meter for a 5 MINUTE in and out errand and you come back and you have a ticket on your windshield.
So many more..
people who turn without signaling, people who go when i ahve the right of way (like if they have a stop sign & i don't & then i have to jump on the brakes), people who leave their blinker on & never turn, people who don't let me get in their lane on the freeway even though i've been signaling & i need to get to a certain exit (i speed up, they speed up, i slow down, they slow down), when i have to turn left & theres no arrow... and the other cars keep going even when the light is yellow... and sometimes even after it turns red... so by the time i can go it's been hella red already, cars that drive hella slow in front of me, etc...
