I think.... these "juggalos" are extremely stupid. I think they dont understand what being a juggalo is. And they should die.
Fuck debating what a juggalo truly "is".
"What Is A Juggalo"
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
[Chorus (1x)]
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand
[Chorus (2x)]
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?
Have YOU ever walked down the street naked or tied a rope to your dick with a cinder block on the end?
No?
Then YOU are the one who isn't the juggalo, sir. Those kids out there, acting like assholes, are in fact, the true definition of a juggalo, as described by ICP themselves. I don't want to hear any more fucking "who's a juggalo", "I'm a cool juggalo" bullshit around here any fucking more.
And fuck Killa C and whoever the fuck he hangs out with, Dickweed Assasin or whatever the fuck the name is... I'd love to get attitude from a dude that wishes he was Vinnie Paz but doesn't have the skill to rhyme anything harder than "pistols" and "skin tissue" four or five times on one album.
The kids on a forum can ACT like Juggalo's by being completely illiterate, but when it comes down to it, painting your face or putting a clown title in your handle DOES NOT make you a juggalo. Being a broad, and adding a fucking "Z" to the end of a candy name doesn't make you a fucking juggalo.
I'd go so far as to say that if you have access to the internet, you probably never knew the feeling of being a true juggalo. A juggalo is a motherfuckin' dude that HAS to live the scrub life because they're broke, not one that chooses to look like a fucking scrub by scuffing up the new camo shorts and vans that his mommy laid out for him for private school the morning before. I was a "true" juggalo once. I was a fuckin' scrub because that's what my family could afford at the time. Once I got a job and could afford to put some nice shit on my back, (even if it was ICP shirts) I knew I was past being a juggalo. I was a fucking ICP fan and that's was it.
Fuck off with this juggalo bullshit.
Give me fucking mod status already for fucks sake. What should Strange care, what with the new board and all. And speaking of which, LDS.... Is that the awesome new board that you've been waiting so long to get your hands on?
Have fun modding
that bullshit.