The Sentence Game

[JFL023]

This is kinda retarded, but let's see how crazy & creative ya'll fools are in this board by building a retarded, dumb, hilarious, dramatic, etc. story by adding a sentence after the previous person's sentence. Let's see what kind of story we can come up with..

Here are the rules:
1) I start out the first sentence.
2) The next person must copy my sentence, build on what I have, and posts the previous sentence(s) along with his new sentence.
3) Each following person will do the same as Rule #2.
4) Be sure that no one has already beaten you to building on what the previous person already had.
5).The story ends next Tuesday, April 17.

Let's get this shit crackin!

 

[JFL023]

The first sentence

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles!

 

[AllCity Cinemas]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

great story.....

 

[BayCal]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.

Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.
Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me.
I said "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE!" and punched her in the throat.

 

[TacTownTim]

Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me

then i slapped that slut and told her ta leave

 

[415Legend]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.
Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me.
I said "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE!" and punched her in the throat.
She collapsed and died instantly so i grabbed my bubbler and packed a bowl.

 

[mrraskal666]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.
Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me.
I said "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE!" and punched her in the throat.
She collapsed and died instantly so i grabbed my bubbler and packed a bowl.
THEN I SMOKED IT ALL AND GOT BLOWN ASS FUCK THEN PASSED OUT ON THE SIDEWALK, WOKE UP AND MY BUTT WAS SORE

 

[MRTHECOSE]

I woke up this morning feeling happy than a muthafucka knowing that I won $20 at The $20 Sack Pyramid in Los Angeles! Then i went home and went to bed. THE END.
Then I woke up with a fine ass lady right next to me.
I said "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE!" and punched her in the throat.
She collapsed and died instantly so i grabbed my bubbler and packed a bowl.
THEN I SMOKED IT ALL AND GOT BLOWN ASS FUCK THEN PASSED OUT ON THE SIDEWALK, WOKE UP AND MY BUTT WAS SORE
looked down on my forearm and had a "R.I.P. MUSTEENUTZ ".TATTOO MISSPELLED LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA...AND I WAS WEARIN ONE SCUFFED A-1 AND ONE SPANKIN NEW PROWING FORM PAYLESS 1986