The Rules of Bay Rap

[citycollegesf]

haha dj2nv that shit has got to be the best one we wait for ever for these realeses

 

[pOiSoNoMiTrY]

DAMN THIS THREAD got me over here choking..........funny as fuck mayne!

 

[TKASH]

you had some shit you were gonna put out wit jt , but you decided to do your own thang.


you went to sf state with boots riley of the coup.

you still consider saffir to be "dude from menace II society".

your folks was the real person who taught dj pam the funkstress how to dj.

you ain't reaaly feelin hiero , but casual is cool though.

you've never heard of T-KASH , or KPFA but your potna said "dude show is kinda cool too".








ONE.

 

[MillasvilleVet]

when you get bootlegs of cd's that never come out

 

[jSoong]

hahahahha pretty damn accurate! keep it comiin

 

[megatron4m]

good posts. up.

 

[TKASH]

YOU CALL MOST BAY AREA RAPPERS BY THEIR REAL NAMES TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW THEM PERSONALLY.

 

[italianstallion]

you hear the same songs blasting out of cars alot even though they are not on the radio

 

[Proven Belief]

lmaooo

funny.

 

[ThaG]

Damn, most of this still holds up today. LMAO

true,

there is one that I would say applies more to New York though:

33.Half of your favorite rappers have yet to come out with a CD

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

lol @ this old-ass thread that's still relevant. keep 'em comin.'

 

[autistic]

another very important rule of bay rap is you must bring as many random people on stage with you as possible whenever you perform on stage.

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

lol. ^ that's with any rap show tho.


"U must record @ least one full album from a California Correctional Facility."

 

[BIG OSO LOC]

- YOU'VE RUN INTO KING GEORGE AT A RANDOM MALL TRYIN TO SELL YOU CD'S

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

U must sell your cd's outside of Rasputin's and catch me before I walk in. Then, when I tell you "Sorry, I'm broke, homey." you still waste my, as well as your time, listening to your cd with recycled-ass beats and unoriginal "Hyphy" beats that you claim Nick Peace, Traxamillion, and Rob Lo produced for you, EXCLUSIVELY. Then, when I tell you I'm broke, you try to gaff $5 outta me, when I tell you again, that I have no money. Then, I tell you that I'm goin' inside and I'll catch u when I come out, but when I leave I just walk right by and ignore you with $50 worth of cd's/dvds in my hand.

 

[HiLsyde707Kloun]

Every1 that you know claims to be a rapper.

 

[ThaG]

You need to make at least two collabo albums in your rap career. Knowing the other artist personally is not absolutely necessary....

 

[4thereal]

- YOU'VE RUN INTO KING GEORGE AT A RANDOM MALL TRYIN TO SELL YOU CD'S

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

co-fuckin-sign. that's so real!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he be everywhere, at rasputins, all over the place. that's so true!!!!!!!!!

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

you know what TBIB means

 

[matteo650]

lol