The Official: MySpace Etiquette Thread

[MOREBASS]

Okay, so just about everyone's got one now, but lets set some guidelines for the cats that don't know better.



- We don't give a fuck if you added new pictures, either that or we'll find out if we feel like checking out your profile, NO NEED TO MAKE A FUCKING BULLETIN ABOUT IT

- Fellas, MySpace is about 60% dudes and 40% women, keep your muthafuckin shirt on ! As Gas One once stated ' Shirtless niggas will not be added '

- Folks, there is no need to update your Top 8 weekly, to include the friends that you are feeling the most this week.

- Folks, you're not really getting all butthurt cause you weren't in your friends Top 8 are you ?

- MySpace music artists, please stop polluting my page with your ugly ass mug...plug your project or whatever, but don't post your muthafuckin pic on my shit ! If I wanted to see what you looked like, I would click on your page...




I'll add more when I can remember, but feel free to put in your 2 cents in as well...

 

[DubbC415]

^^^exactly...shit just fucks up my computer, and 90% of the time, i dont wanna hear whatever faggy music theyre playing anyway. and i hate when artists post the same bulletins at a time.

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

true those automatic vids be frezzin up my comp...

 

[Premo]

preach

 

[28g w/o the bag]

for gods sake, don't use lavender text over a white background you stupid hoes

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[MOREBASS]

- Does anyone else feel like making your profile private kind of defeats the purpose of having a MySpace ?

 

[BayCal]

don't spill your personal guts on a blog or a comment...and at the same time, say to your friends later that night "damn i hate when people are hella in your business" (WELLLLLLLLLL)

 

[DubbC415]

- Does anyone else feel like making your profile private kind of defeats the purpose of having a MySpace ?

absolutely, like ur cool enough to have a myspace, but TOO cool to allow everyone to see it. but honestly, kids 18 and under (especially girls) i understand doing that...

 

[28g w/o the bag]

- Does anyone else feel like making your profile private kind of defeats the purpose of having a MySpace ?

it definately does if you have over 500 friends

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[MOREBASS]

- Ladies, more nude flicks, what the fuck is the deal with all the clothed pics on MySpace...?!*






* Fat & Ugly bitches please disregard

 

[Gas One]

bitch, you too pretty and have too many professional ass pics to actually command your own myspace.
and therefore, you do not get added.


for the guys that DO add them, its because you actually think that they DO command their myspace, and therefore have the slightest chance.

having tila tequila on your top 8 just says you get no hoes.
having any random pretty model ho who you dont know on your myspace, you get no hoes.

the point of myspace (if your there for girls) is to meet regular dimes that the rest of the world hasnt been inside of, and THEN put them on your top 8 so your friends ask if youve fucked.

play the game right and myspace will give you dap.

 

[what it thizz]

-Don't put 4000 pictures on your main page so that it takes 20 hours to load and a month to scroll all the way down it

 

[vinylfiend]

- Does anyone else feel like making your profile private kind of defeats the purpose of having a MySpace ?

No, Its a good idea to keep it private if you have shit on your myspace that you don't want your employer or prospective employer to find. Certain information that could cost your job.

 

[FourOneFog]

-dont send ME a message saying you have new pics and go comment

-why do fuckin females take SO MANY pics in the bathroom?

-why do people have rappers on there top friends?

-why do you people have 5 inch overlapping text? but want me to read about YOU?

-why the fuck do you send tom a comment saying he changed your life?

 

[4fifteenRolla]

if someone denies your add-request, dont try it again the next day.

putting up pics of you and your friends @ a club doesnt make you VIP

everyone can take pics of their liquor stash - and that still doesnt make it impressive

if you dont look like your pic 9/10 days dont put it up.

Females with images about having a broken heart is not cute or anything to be subject others to having to view

Using a common friend between you and your ex to spy on the others page is not coo, its pretty childish

White Girls that jock the brothas this is for you..
No matter how many brothas u add, you will not gain respect or whatever you're going for. It doesnt look cute

 

[what it thizz]

No, Its a good idea to keep it private if you have shit on your myspace that you don't want your employer or prospective employer to find. Certain information that could cost your job.

theres software to look at non-private profiles anyways, and employers, law enforcement, and school administration is using it to look at people before they hire

 

[4fifteenRolla]

lol there r simple loopholes in myspace's links that allow u to look @ ppl's profiles. well there were for a minute i havent looked around 4 any in a few

 

[GHP]

don't make friends for the sole purpose of thinking the internet is high school and you are trying to win a popularity contest

don't send me a friend request if you want me to see your web cam show, lol I'm not gonna pay for that shit

Don't make a site with a bunch of hot pics if that ain't you, that shit is not even cool

 

[horror]

haha these are funny keep em going

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

if you threaten somebody through myspace your officialy a nerd.