THE OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD

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Dec 17, 2005
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OK I WAS INSPIRED BY SOME THREAD THAT HAD KNOCK KNOCK JOKES SO HERE IT IS HOPE IT GROWS BIG ANYWAYS HERES ONE THAT I KNEW FOR A FEW YEARS

ITS CALLED "WHY MEXICANS CALL WHITE PEOPLE GRINGO"


OK IT ALL STARTED BACK IN THE MEXICAN AND AMERICAN WAR I DONT MEMBER WHEN THAT WAS ANYWAYS THE AMERICANS WORE THE GREEN UNIFORMS AND THE MEXICANS WORE THE BROWN UNIFORM...SO THEY START FIGHTIN BUSTIN CAPS SHIT LIKE THAT SO THE MEXICANS WAS FUCK THIS SHIT WERE LOSIN SO OUT OF ALL THE MEXICANS ONLY ONE KNEW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH SO THEY ASKED THAT DUDE"COMO SE DICE VETE VERDE" SO THE FOO SAYS"ASI SE DICE GREEN GO!!"SO ALL THE MEXICANS STARTED YELLIN TO THE AMERICANS "GREEN GO! GREEN GO! GREEN GO!"