The Official 'I crashed my whip' sign-in thread.

[Gas One]

play song first.
so i went to get a cherry slurpee, with some coca cola slurpee in the middle. i love them shits. was sober as hell, havent smoked no weed in 2 days. i got hella weed i just aint been in the mood. just got back from aneheim yesterday.

So anways i pull out of 7-11, jump on the freeway to get to the pad which is prolly 5 minutes away. im drivin drivin. no music on. not using cell phone. watchin the road. so this passat in front of me is like half a foot from the car in front of him (a caltrans truck)

this motherfucker does the tweeker of the year move and brakes on the drop of a dime. im about a car and a half behind dude goin about 35. brake. BAM! airbag socks a nigga in the face. bit my lip, mouth filled with blood.

so i get out cursing and pacing. they stayed calm cuz i probably woulda fought at that point. and you know how them fake ass niggas do...jump out they car talkin bout oh my neck...you dont feel that shit until days later...i hate when people lie for the come up...

anyways, cop comes. dude is literally the nicest and coolest cop i ever met. atleast for the circumstances. he didnt fuck me over and blood test me or search my car (and he COULD have)let me know im glad to be alive, hes seen people die in smaller car crashes and that he himself has been in 5 accidents, 2 on duty. he kept it real and didnt get on that dick cop shit. thanked him for being civil. i rarely shake police hands but he deserved it for being cool.

anyways, peep this logistics

car just got paid off and i just wrapped it...smh.

peep the smile on the cops mug. i dunno why that nigga was in such a good mood but he was on some positive smiley shit today.

walked away with a bloody mouth (bit my big ass black people lips, mouth full of blood, cuzz) went to the ER got drugs and yeah.
posted till i hear somethin bout a car.

you got any stories? any knowledge on what happens with shit like this? i have full insurance coverage. but i never crashed a ar. put me up on game, and tell me your story of what you smahed up your own shit, so i dont feel so stupid.

i know i cant be the only one, apparently i was the only one out o my friends who HASNT crashed a car.

they gon have to give me a rental.....cuz this shit is triv. i walked to the store today. shit was mainey. i felt like the homeless. lmao

funny how the thousands of times i was leaning and pilled out i never got close to crashing and the day i was sober as all hell, i did....god works in mysterious ways apparently....was stressed but fuck it. ill look into a new one...cuz trapping by foot is so 1993

 

[Cut-Throat]

might as well show the plates, cuz you aint gonna need'em no more, that shit is totaled...

 

[Gas One]

ill pass, thanks
all i want you to do is tell a story about you crashin a car

all that extra shit isnt important to me

im tryna read stories while i drink bo

 

[Rossibreath]

That's what you get for driving sober. Haha just kiddin. I crashed my moms car when I was 17. Slid on the ice when I tried to break and crashed into the dumb old lady in front of me that was stopped turning left in the go straight only lane. I also rear ended a Corvette when I was 20 in my hos moms truck. I was high as fuck. Dude was pissed.

 

[Legman]

damn hope shit works out for you bro

glad you ok tho

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Glad youre okay man, That looks like 238, which was a bitch from what I remember, had some close calls here and there on that fwy.

 

[Mcthuggin99]

Did you get to finish the slurpee?

 

[Infantry Elite]

yeah bruh, what happened to the slurpee?

 

[Gas One]

the day after I got my L's when I was 16, I left school early, walked home, snatched my moms brand new car ( the only brand new car she EVER owned,...that she WON a few months prior ) ....picked up 2 homies, drove past school tryin to be extra cool, checkin out this bitch, turning up the radio & BLAM! ...45 MPH into the back of the brady bunch wagon.

the steering wheel wrapped around my head & busted my shit open wide. my knees flew up through the dashboard & busted it to pieces, cut me up bad.

I pulled my head out the steering wheel & hopped out like "FUCK! my moms gonna KILL me!" ...went around to peep the damage & the fucking battery blew up in my face, I got scars under both eyes now
( very faint all these years later ) from battery acid

My "homie" ....the only one with a seatbelt on, sued my insurance for a million dollars due to his back injury that he had already sued a previous employer for as well.

My other boy, who is still my close homie went through the windshield.

luckily, everyone & their momma saw it happen including my principal ( former Greenbay Packer Emmanuel Armstrong ) fucking campus cops, friends, hoodrats & my Aunt, who was a bus driver for the district.

She called my mom & mom thought I was dead, by seeing the damage.

Fuck man, what an awful day that was. Being a parent, I can only imagine getting that call your son has been in a wreck. Makes me nervous to even think about it now.

damn...thats triv....thats the stories i wanted to read. i wanna feel lucky i got out of this shit almost unscatched and just forget the rest of it cuz its done. regardless of getting into a fucked up accident, luckily my car kept me safe. exactly like you just said shit could have been worse.

good lookin yall, shit was a scary experience for real. i aint even gonna lie. much more so when i saw the damage and said what the fuck am i gonna do now??

@steadymobbin it was on the 905 breh...one of the worst 'highways' in SD.....no one on that highway can drive and half of them are from mexico

 

[saladbowlking]

IN 2002 I WAS IN 6 NASTY ACCIDENTS(DRIVING 3 OF THOSE TIMES) IN A BOUT A MONTH AND A HAFF SPAN...I FLIPPED MY SISTERS HONDA ON THE 101 IN SALINAS CAUSING A 13 CAR PILE UP AND BACKING UP TRAFFIC TO KING CITY....DRUNK AS SHIT MIGHT HAVE YOU...THE CAR ENDED UP ON THE TIRES AFTER A COUPLE ROLLS SO I TRIED TO SHAKE THE SPOT AND GOT A BOUT 50FT AWAY BEFORE MY 2 BACK TIRES FELL OFF...CHP WAS BUSY GOING THROUGH THE OTHER CARS SINCE THEY WERE ALL BUNCHED UP AWAY FROM ME AS I HAD TRIED TO LEAVE SO I WAS JUST SITTING THERE FOR ABOUT 30MINS BEFORE THE FIREMAN CAME TO CHECK ME OUT...HE ASKED IF I WAS DRINKING AND GOING THROUGH SOME OTHER QUESTIONS WHEN I SEE MY BROTHER IN TRAFFIC..HADNT SEEN HIM IN MONTHS, HE HAPPENED TO BE COMING INTO TOWN FROM DAGO TO VISIT MY MOM.. HE ASKED THE FIREMAN IF HE COULD TAKE ME AND MY HOMEBOY SINCE THE CAR WASNT DRIVABEL AND THE FIREMAN SAID YES...WENT HOME ALL BRUISED UP AND CRASHED THE FUCK OUT...CHP CAME TO INTERVIEW ME THE NEXT DAY SO I LUCKED OUT ON A FELONY DUI....

 

[DFresh77]

I hydroplaned on the freeway back in 2005 while I was getting some head..

the look on the bitch still stuck in my head to this day..

she went from sucking dick to crying thinking we was gonna die lol..

I got handles, so while I was spinning on the middle of the freeway (no cars near me, thanks god) I managed to steer the front of the car towards the center divider. I hit that shit and my car stalled in the middle of the freeway, started my shit up again..got off the freeway and drove home..

Called AllState the next day and explained them what had happened and they fixed my shit..

so yeah....cool story huh?

 

[Gas One]

oh, and the slurpee flew out of the center console and went all over my newly cleaned interior on the passenger side ..i hella wanted that slurpee too....i still want it...but im not walking NO WHERE

airbags are dumb as fuck. that shit aint even come out inflated. lmao came out hella janky.

shout out to that seatbelt tho

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

oh man.. Ive been there.

Last december I was driving school for my Documentary Film final, I left 2 hours early like I always do because LA traffic is a bitch. Anyways it's two lanes and before you get to the intersection it breaks into a third lane so you can turn left at the light.. well i'm going and I start going into the left turning lane.. all of a sudden this blue 2007 corolla side swipes me because his dumbass didnt look and just jumped into the lane, the impact sends me across the median and Im about to hit another car head on but hes able to swerve and I just swipe his car but total it in the process. Damage to my car? a dent, some scratches but drivable. Police doesnt come because theres no injuries (fuck LAPD) then we all write our info down and stuff, months later my insurance is trying to say originally I was 20% at fault and the other guy was 80% at fault..

now theyre saying im 80% and he's 20%, I was originally gonna take him to small claims but im back in the bay and going to school and work so I dont have time to go down to LA and do that shit. I got a notice from my insurance saying I might be sued to be advised. Fucked up situation, either way i'm gonna lawyer up if my finances are at stake. You don't fuck with my money..

 

[Arson]

I was in a 120mph wreck into a pole, we where going so fast, the car didnt wrap around the pole, but turned that shit into a bunch of splinters. At the ER they gave me 8mg shot of dilaudid, and 75mcg of fent, they where trippin when I was not nodding or tired or nothing, when I woke up the next morning my body was frozen solid, couldnt get out of bed.

 

[phncke]

no real loss, just a beater ass 94 camry.. sucks bout the busted lip tho

 

[Legman]

did you really just say 94?

your kidding right?

how does that car look like a beater?

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

oh, and the slurpee flew out of the center console and went all over my newly cleaned interior on the passenger side ..i hella wanted that slurpee too....i still want it...but im not walking NO WHERE

airbags are dumb as fuck. that shit aint even come out inflated. lmao came out hella janky.

shout out to that seatbelt tho

Lucky you didnt break your nose breh, them things can kill you too..

 

[Arson]

did you really just say 94?

your kidding right?

how does that car look like a beater?

lol@that car being a beater, dude must be a little rich boy.

 

[BROWNDNA]

long story short

I crashed into my high school while driving drunk, totaled my car. some how nothing happened to me i just hopped out of it like "damn!!" cause i seen my car completely totaled. Took off running to my homies pad and i laid low for a few hrs.
A detective showed up at my pad asking for me. so a few days later i went to the police station and kind of turn myself in you could say cause they kept trying to get a hold of me. The detective asked me why i ran my response was that i panicked. He was like "you should of never ran, all that was going to happen was that you were going to get a ticket" but obviously he didnt know i was drunk so i got off with 2yr court probation. alot better than getting a DUI.

 

[playboy ene]

This past june I was driving to walmart with tha wife and 4 yr son and its tha begginning of summer and it happened to lightwieght rain that day. So as I was driving I was coming up to a turn and I was steering too much to tha left and I braked alil and tired to stay in tha middle of tha lane and as I did that I lost control. I think I spung out twice and was trying to gain control and I was heading toward a sidewalk hit that shit and I swear I thought I was gona go thru El torrittos resturant but luckily I hit a tree which stopped tha impact. All of us were ok jus shaken up, no injuries thank god but my car was declared a loss. I was pissed for awhile but glad nothing happened to my family. I have put a new cd player, 2 12in. Jls and new amp and enjoyed it for two months till tha accident now its jus sitting in tha garage till I put it in my other whip. Tha funny part of what could of happen was giving El Torritto a fucking drive thru.