LOL! This thread isn't offensive in the slightest.
Since we're doing jokes here...
What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the black person who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up