THE OFFICIAL "FUCK I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT" THREAD

[Doxx]

Do females poop?

Back in the high school days I was in summer school and was talking to some chick about the differences between men and women. I forget where we were in the whole discussion, but she informed me that, and I quote, "Girls take big, burly dumps too."

So yes, apparently females poop.

 

[ESE_GRIMY]

who takes a magazine or your cell to text people inside the bathroom when u take a shit? lol i wonder if im the only one lol

 

[Kon Capola]

who takes a magazine or your cell to text people inside the bathroom when u take a shit? lol i wonder if im the only one lol

i bring in my mp3 player and start giggin on tha toliet

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

^^^^^
LOLLOLDFKLSDJDKJFJLKDJFLD

 

[Dana Dane]

I know a lot of guys who call their 'significant other' or mom while they are on the terlet.

 

[Pig-Homo]

DONT U HATE IT WHEN U HAVE TO TAKE A CHIT BEFORE U GO TO BED AND YA TOO TIRED TO WIPE YA ASS?

 

[on one]

^^ haha im alwayz too tired to wipe my ass..i gotta drop one right now =(

 

[DASICCLV702]

2DAY I TOOK A NICE SHIT I MEAN IT WAS NICE BUT I DIDNT LIKE IT CUZ WHEN IT WAS COMIN OUT IT WAS NICE AND HARD AND THEN WHEN IT WAS BOUT TO END IT GOT WET AND BROKE OFF SO A LIL PIECE OF SHIT WAS HANGIN OUT...I WAS PUSHIN AND PUSHIN BUT IT JUST WOULDNT COME OUT SHIT I PUSHED SO HARD THAT A FART CAME OUT THE SIDE BUT NO SHIT SO I HAD TO GET UP AND GET THE 2PLY TOILET PAPER AND GRAB THE MOTHAFUCKA I STARTED STARIN AT IT FOR A MINUTE WONDERIN WHY IT STAYED AND NEVER WENT OUT SO I GOT ANOTHA TOILET PAPER AND WIPED AND WIPED BUT MY ASSHOLE WAS ALL SHITTY AND ITCHY WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A SHIT

 

[Unkut Yola]

www.ratemypoo.com

 

[Rusto]

i got fire in the hole right now
too much tapatio!

 

[TROLL]

jus reading all this shit makes my stomache bubble up like i have to take one..

yeah i always take reading material into my office

 

[SilvaDoLLaDyme]

2DAY I TOOK A NICE SHIT I MEAN IT WAS NICE BUT I DIDNT LIKE IT CUZ WHEN IT WAS COMIN OUT IT WAS NICE AND HARD AND THEN WHEN IT WAS BOUT TO END IT GOT WET AND BROKE OFF SO A LIL PIECE OF SHIT WAS HANGIN OUT...I WAS PUSHIN AND PUSHIN BUT IT JUST WOULDNT COME OUT SHIT I PUSHED SO HARD THAT A FART CAME OUT THE SIDE BUT NO SHIT SO I HAD TO GET UP AND GET THE 2PLY TOILET PAPER AND GRAB THE MOTHAFUCKA I STARTED STARIN AT IT FOR A MINUTE WONDERIN WHY IT STAYED AND NEVER WENT OUT SO I GOT ANOTHA TOILET PAPER AND WIPED AND WIPED BUT MY ASSHOLE WAS ALL SHITTY AND ITCHY WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A SHIT

thats a nice lil decriptive essay...........

 

[Raider Rick]

just woke up and i gotta take a mad shit

 

[415Legend]

hold on... i'll be back

 

[DASICCLV702]

OK TODAY IT HURT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA I SAT DOWN SPREAD MY CHEEKS ANYWAYS I STARTED PUSHIN FUCK IT WOULDNT COME OUT SERIOUS SO I PUSHED HARDER AND HARDER THAT SHIT WAS HUGE CUZ I FELT IT SPREAD MY ASSHOLE WIDE THE PAIN GOT WORSER AND WORSER CUZ THE SHIT KEPT SPREADIN TILL IT WAS OVER I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND THE SHIT WAS BLODDY I WIPED AND THE TOILET PAPER WAS BLOODY I KNOW MY ASSHOLE WAS SPREAD WIDER THAN THE GRAND CANYON ANYWAYS THATS MY SHIT STORY FOR TODAY

 

[SilvaDoLLaDyme]

lol this kidd..........u jus started on ur periodddddd!....tell ur mommmyy...

 

[RAPresentah]

FUCK, ITS COMNG OUT
IC ANT EVEN TUYIP RIGH

 

[TROLL]

OK TODAY IT HURT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA I SAT DOWN SPREAD MY CHEEKS ANYWAYS I STARTED PUSHIN FUCK IT WOULDNT COME OUT SERIOUS SO I PUSHED HARDER AND HARDER THAT SHIT WAS HUGE CUZ I FELT IT SPREAD MY ASSHOLE WIDE THE PAIN GOT WORSER AND WORSER CUZ THE SHIT KEPT SPREADIN TILL IT WAS OVER I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND THE SHIT WAS BLODDY I WIPED AND THE TOILET PAPER WAS BLOODY I KNOW MY ASSHOLE WAS SPREAD WIDER THAN THE GRAND CANYON ANYWAYS THATS MY SHIT STORY FOR TODAY

u got hemmroids... stop pushing..