The official cheezy movies that kick ass thread

[GHP]

Original Gangstas

that shit is hella weak but i like it cuz it has Dru Down and the Luniz in it

 

[surcaliman]

POPEYE WAS THE CHEESIEST MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT HIM..."CINDERELLA GO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER FELLA, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWELVE AND YOUR TIME IS UP"

popeye was a funny character...specially when he came out wearing these...

 

[GHP]

^LMAO

"Come here you white bitch gimme some cho cho"

"Do you want me to take it? do you want me to rape you ah?"

That shit makes me laugh every time

 

[GHP]

Kung Pow was supposed to be dumb though, i thought it was pretty good though

Its better when you can tell they were seriously trying to make a good movie and it comes off like that. Bound by Honor was like 3 hours long and that shit had a bunch of cheezy ass parts in it, despite the cheezy parts and questionable acting and dialougue i still thought it was a great movie with a good story

 

[Uzzle]

^LMAO

"Come here you white bitch gimme some cho cho"

"Do you want me to take it? do you want me to rape you ah?"

That shit makes me laugh every time

HAHAHAHA That Picture is hella funny.

 

[Don Hollywood Godzilla]

any van damme movie, especially Bloodsport, Double Impact and Cyborg, bitches

 

[GHP]

Snakes on a plane... and for some damn reason Save the last dance 2..... no homo... i dont even know why i liked that shit

I was the best man at my friends wedding and during the toast i told everyone to go see Snakes On A Plane lol True story but i never went to see it.

I wanna see Samual L Jackson get hella frustrated and start cussin about theres snakes on the muthafuckin plane

I feel ya on save the last dance too, the dialougue in that flick makes me laugh

 

[MOREBASS]

Nobody's fuckin with this !

 

[Juroks]

amazon women from the moon.

 

[DippedinButter]

The Sandlot

 

[DippedinButter]

"NEGRO PLEASEEEEEEE!" - Sho-Nuff

 

[GHP]

Anyone ever see Double Dragon? OMG its pure greatness, shoulda took home the oscar

 

[MataSkonkas]

YOU KNOW YOU CANT FUCK WITH WILLOW!!

 

[E.S.LoCC]

"you are the last dragon,you possess tha power of the glow"

 

[E.S.LoCC]

old school 1970's and 1980's Kung~Fu movies!!!these are tha flicks i have,i highly recommend all of them...

The 18 Bronzemen
Killer Priest
Challenge of the Lady Ninja
Assault of Final Rival
Leopard Fist Ninja
Wu-Tang vs. Ninja
Born Invincible
Secret Rivals
Incredible Kung-Fu Mission
Marvelous Stunts of Kung-Fu
The Magnificent Kick
Dragon Lee vs. The 5 Brothers
They Call Me Bruce
They Still Call Me Bruce
Dragon Against Vampire
Rivals of the Silver Fox
Blood on the Sun
Blood of the Dragon
Old Dirty Strikes Back
Revenge of the Ninja
Ninja 3:The Domination
Fury in Shaolin Temple
Fight For Survival
Iron Man
Mystery of Chess Boxing
Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms
Barry Gordys:The Last Dragon
18 Weapons of Kung-Fu
Taichi Devil Dragons
The Invincible Armour
Fighting Ace
The Shaolin Incredible Ten
Shaolin Traitor
Lightning Kung-Fu
Shaolin Death Squad
18 Swirling Riders
The 9 Venoms
A Slice Of Death
Shaolin Temple Against Lama
Life Of A Ninja
5 Fighters From Shaolin
Shaolin Dolemite
Warriors Of Kung Fu
Fists Of Fire:documentary about Shaw Bros Kung Fu movies
Da Mystery of Kung-Fu:documentary hosted by The Wu-Tang Clan Rap Group
Kung-Fu Movie Trailers Compilation:The Blazing Ninja,Blood OF Dragon Peril,Shaolin The Blood Mission,Rivals of the Dragon,Kung Fu Commandos,Return of the Dragon,Martial Monks of Shaolin Temple,Incredible Shaolin Thunderkick,Iron Neck Li,Along Come a Tiger,Ninja Destroyer,The Kung Fu Monk,The Ways Of Kung Fu,Ten Tigers Of Shaolin,Rotary Kicks,The Eagle's Killer,Deadly Shaolin Revenger,Tracking The Dragon,Big Boss II,Judo vs Karate,Mantis Boxer,Booted Babes Busted Boss,Return Of The 18 Bronzemen,Revenge Of The Shaolin Master,One Foot Crane,The Dragon The Lizard The Boxer,Judo For Life,18 Swirling Riders,Dumb Ox,The Blind Swordsman,The Heros,Dazzling Young Hero,Young Hero,The Double Crosser,The Invisible Terrorist,Shaolin Invincible Guys,Karate Or Tiger,The Crush,Triumph By Two Kung Fu Arts,Amsterdam Connection,The Godfather's Kung Fu Family,Bruce And Shaolin Kung Fu Part II,Drunken Master Dollar Fist,Return Of The Chinese Boxer,Eagle's Claw,Kung Fu Wanderer,Invincible Armour,Hot Cool And The Vicious

 

[MissLady]

Killer Klowns from Outerspace

Lmao @ me for bein scared of that shit still and the clown from "IT" :x

Some of these aren't B Ficks but nevertheless my ass cried or got emotional..
The Sandlot
Return of the Jedi
Leprechaun in the Hood
Prison Song<--comes on BET
Forrest Gump "RUN FORREST! RUN!!"
Forever Young
Saving Private Ryan
Shanghai Noon
Whale Rider
I'll admit that as a kid I watched Pippi Longstocking everyday for three years str8.:dead:
She was coo cause she was strapped and smoked pot.

 

[Jar]

Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood
The Breaks
Cube
Cube 2
The Transporter
From Dusk Till Dawn 2 Texas Blood Money
Phat Beach
The Pest
any of the Darkroom Familia movies are hilarious lol
The Substitute 1 through 4

 

[MissLady]

Phat Beach is mad funny

 

[Jar]

Phat Beach is mad funny

that movie is classic

 

[Young M]

THE DARK ROOM MOVIES ARE DO DO! I CANT STOP LAUGHING