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emma

Sicc OG
Apr 5, 2006
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can you guys post the best q & a's? i don't feel like going through all 500+ of these but i'm sure some are funny & worth reading.
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
#75
Me:


what would you do if a girl peed on u

Tell her she better not miss my mouth again.


How long did it take for you to grow your beard man? That shit is epic.

The last time I can remember shaving the upper part of my beard was maybe last February, I think. I worked on the Federal Census and I shaved down to a goatee then so I could present well to folks when I walked up on their property. Being a huge bearded guy wrapping on peoples doors at 9 in the morning I can imagine for them would be kind of intimidating.

Other than that, I haven't really shaved the chin section(the longest part) in who knows how long. I'd say it's at least a year in the making. To get it to look the way it does has taken some determination, structuring, and trimming, otherwise it could have looked like the Geico Inf Gang Caveman does in his pics.


dildos in the bedroom?

It'd be better if I hopped in my ladies ride and it was chilling in one of the cup holders. I'd have the utmost respect for her trying to catch a buzz on her way to work.


mars

Mars is dope, but his fucking forum scares the living hell out of me.

I went into a thread yesterday and it was about snuff films and those mother fuckers were talking about that shit like it was nothing and how "old snuff tapes were like receiving junk mail.

I felt like asking God for forgiveness after reading that shit.

your beard is hideous

That's because I have a fetish for female ejaculation and this is the only way to savor the flavor for longer periods of time.



j colombo

I really think he's a closet homosexual, but it's whatever. Some people love to play baseball, some love to take pictures and go to gay pride parades and wear rainbow colored socks. I won't judge.


Dana:
black as coal

how soon can you get here?
can i get sum head

how black are you?
what would you do if you looked out your window and big robo was outside waiting for you

throw cheeseburgers out the front door to create a distraction.
don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to

I am a great swimmer
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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LMAO Premo...I created a monster!!!

OK...I wrote this poem for you: roses are red violets are blue when you shit your pants I fell in love with you Please be my valentine I love you

your poem was cute, and it rhymed just fine, but I'm saving myself for AP9


this time I cracked myself up