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#24
how do you know that the Egyptian god Horus "used to trick men into drinking his cum"?

A: Theres these things called books. you read them and you learn things.

heres an exerpt:

"Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favourite food (the Egyptians thought that lettuce was phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set.[1] In consequence, Horus is declared the ruler of Egypt. "
i heard these gods were supposed to represent aspects of your self, like set/horus or satan/jesus is your lower vs your higher self battling or suffa...

is there any truth behind that mayne? and whats the grimiest shit you done seen out in ancient kemet? would you say niggas was gettin money out there?



and is that semen spreadin nigga horus in your avatar?
 

L.D.S.

The Bakersman
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why are you a fag

The jury's out.

why do you have such a long ugly nappy beard?

Because your momma loves the way it tickles her inner thighs.

poop

Twice just today. It's becoming a problem, but as long as I got TP and a toilet, I'm good to go.

would you fuck dana? how drunk would you have to be

You're damn right I would! I don't even know if I would have to be drunk, honestly. Just as long as she had some kind of pie on the kitchen table and Age was on another continent, I would lay the pipe with ferocity.
 

L.D.S.

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ForeverAlone.jpg

It is possible, and I often wonder, but then I look down at my lotioned up hand and realize everything went better than expected.


knowing that chree's penis has already been inside her, would you fuck stalka without a condom?

Yes, it is highly likely that I would raw dog up in Roxanne much like Max did at the end of A Goofy Movie.


how often do you and mocheez get together to suck eacothers dick

Shit, me and Ben always kinda hated each other, but face the facts that he clowned everybody up in that thread in the Open Forum. I'm not gay, so I got no real response other than that.


are you implying that all people who suck cock are dirty? dana is gonna kick your ass

It's cool if that's the case. Maybe I like to get my ass kicked by 30 something's with good cooking skills.


how old were you when you realized you were gay?

Yesterday.


Why do you live in buttfuck Arkansas?

Because I've yet to escape it. There's nowhere in this state that can make me famous like I feel I should be, so I'm just looking around for the open door when I finish college.


green or yellow

Since I'm a red beard, green works with the whole over grown leprechaun look, but I'm partial to yellow.
 

L.D.S.

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HOW DO YOU INTEND TO CELEBRATE GROUNDHOG DAY?!

By going to poop, then sucking in right before it tapers off. I'll do that repeatedly until my turd sees his shadow.


Do you ever get annoyed at all the hate that Tech N9ne gets on the siccness? If so, what would be one song you could get ecvryone to listen to by Tech that might interest the sicc goons?

Being both a fan and a friend of Tech, yeah it bugs me sometimes, but I know it's their opinion and I can't change it outright, nor would I want to. Even they do their part in pushing his music forward.

If I were to choose one song for people to listen to that would fill him out as an emcee they should listen to, I'd say "Cloudy Eyed Stroll" because it's that old school gangsta style he use to spit, and hopefully they'd follow his career chronilogically from there and see how he's evolved into a nearly untouchable lyricist.


you like a finger up your ass while shes suckin ur dick

I've heard that this creates a sensation like no other, but as a rule nothing enters my ass.


emma

Emma is cool. Sometimes I expose my less than gangsta features on the Sicc so she doesn't have the opportunity to do it later if I get caught in a tough spot.


timm

He's alright. I think sometimes the dude is a little misguided, but I am also a sucker for "everyone is essentially good". Once he finds his balance of personality, he'll become a wiser person.

I don't see him as a troll, is what i'm saying.


shea

You know what? Shea is the realest cat I've ever run into online. This dude came to me just after my dad died and offered up his heart and ear to me if I needed to talk about my sadness. He and I have only seen so much as pictures of each other online, yet he would set aside some of his own time to take care of me.

That's some real shit, and if there were more folks out there like him, a lot of people would be happy instead of wallowing in their own self pity and depression.
 

L.D.S.

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u still in college? lol pathetic old man that ship has sailed ur life is over u middle aged balding fag look like masked lemon with overgrown pubes on ur chin

Still in college, yeah. I graduate this semester. My younger sister is going for her Masters while my older sister is president of a Career Pathways sanction in my school and my older brother is getting his degree in kinesiology. That's four siblings going to college for degrees and only one is younger than me.

I just exposed me like a hot nurse.

Oh and breh, the bitches love the beard.


If there was one other "gangsta" rapper (used very loosely) that you would recommend to anyone on the sicc, who would it be? "gangsta" used very loosely.

Ya Boy. I'm sure everyone knows about him since he's related to everybody in the rap scene in Cali, but I managed to sleep on dudes talent for years before I finally checked him out.


grapes of wrath

Grapes is the homie. Even if he's not black, he still reminds me of the mouthy black dudes in the hood that nobody really paid and attention to while they tried filling the background with as much noise as possible.


baysickbrian aka vand

VanD is cool. I gave him hell about his Mustang and it's just because I'm an asshole sometimes. I have a complex when it comes to my cars, so he got it because it seemed fun at the time. Otherwise, I respect dude for actually getting a muscle car and not a Honda or something.


iaoish

The homie that travels. I envy the dude for just getting up and taking off across the world. That's dope, and I'd like to do that some day.


tacos

Well, if the fact that I'm buying a food truck for a taco/burrito business is any indicator, I'd guess you can assume that I love them.
 

L.D.S.

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#34
What do you actually believe happened to the birds all over the world recently? Conspiracy or not just actual thoughtful theory as to what happened to them.

I could go both ways on the matter. I want to believe that there's just a theory without a big conspiracy behind it, but with my local news reporting today that it was just fireworks and having come from the Beebe area, I know that not to be true.

Something else happened to those birds around the world that we will likely never know.


What is the most interesting and/or relevent news story that you have read recently?

A story that just aired on my dear friend Norm Grabowski. He's a former Hollywood star and avid hot rodder that build custom shift knobs, canes, and other wood work crafts. They just interviewed him about his work and his many hats he's worn in his lifetime.

It's a pleasure to know the man and see how talent and sheer determination can get you anywhere you want to go in life.


Is arkansas really THAT boring? Is there anything to do except drugs?

This is home to the Ozark Mountains, Fayetteville, Little Rock, the largest diamond deposit in the world, cotton, and the biggest duck season on the planet, it's just that I live literally in the middle of nowhere near to a big city that I can escape into for days at a time.

Vegas was unfortunately a culture shock to me, despite thinking that I wouldn't be.


Are you conservative or liberal? Or are you socially liberal and fiscally conservative/ socially conservative and fiscally liberal? in other words what is your Political affilation or do you not have one?

I voted for Nader to throw away my vote, and while I was born into a mostly Republican family, I often have liberal views and stay out of the political jargon if it starts to fly in our households.


j colombo

I really think he's a closet homosexual, but it's whatever. Some people love to play baseball, some love to take pictures and go to gay pride parades and wear rainbow colored socks. I won't judge.


tony206

The homie. He's always got a question about cars and my opinion, so I hold him in high regard when it comes to such since he does the same for me.


filth*dee

Bat shit crazy.


dali

Who?
 

L.D.S.

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#36
lmtwlte

I love that thread, but it sucks up so much bandwidth sometimes that I just give up and go do something other than wait for a page to load for ten minutes.

I've never seen a quintuple repeated post until that thread came into existence.


i pukko

Jesse is cool. Kind of psychologically minded and I can relate to a lot of what he's saying, even if I don't agree sometimes. Dude can straight hate on somebody and they think he's jabbing at someone else, or miss it completely and that's hella funny to see.


white devil

Cool enough. I think we've gotten into a scuffle or two back when I first started posting, but I can't remember what for now.


mexcom

Secretly loves it in the ass.

That, and I'm sure he has at least 10 other screen names.

Or maybe I'm just a sucker that bought into his savvy ways.
 

L.D.S.

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#38
I'm bored, if that's not apparent. haha

dirt e needlez

Great name, but I don't really associate with the dude online. I can't even remember a post of his off top. No offense. haha



marty50

A homo troll. That's the scariest kind.

Now if only somebody would band Ungood for his blatant homo posts, that would be great.

No homo shit on the Sicc, brehs.


best siccness troll ever?

0R0

Sometimes I have to really think about his posts and which direction he wants me to go when I read them. It's not Grapes style trolling, it's more in the shadows kind of shit, and that makes him great.


calos

Carlos is either someone with a background in character acting, or a real life personality that fried his brain and somehow manages to still understand the login process of web forums.


your beard is hideous

That's because I have a fetish for female ejaculation and this is the only way to savor the flavor for longer periods of time.


mars

Mars is dope, but his fucking forum scares the living hell out of me.

I went into a thread yesterday and it was about snuff films and those mother fuckers were talking about that shit like it was nothing and how "old snuff tapes were like receiving junk mail.

I felt like asking God for forgiveness after reading that shit.