The New Baby

[MysticOracle]

even though its vallejo, I don't really consider my neighborhood a ghetto. Its more like Lil Mexico.

ghetto or barrio...its vallejo....its home

 

[Arson]

can you blame him? look at that little face.

 

[killahoe666]

still not divorced yet.

having kids will not fix your marriage dana.....especially when you got it from the licka sto

 

[Dana Dane]

I'm fuckin exhausted. who's idea was this?

 

[Dana Dane]

It took her about 3 days to get the whole puppy pad thing down. She still misses sometimes when she poops, but she's tryin. How the fuck do I get her to sleep all night? ahe whines and cries like she's bein murdered.

She's eating wet puppy food, and she won't stay out of the dry cat food, so I pretty much quit tryin to stop her.

and its amazing how much she's changed in a week. fucked up part is my house has hardwood floors, and I don't think the poor thing knows what traction is.

 

[fillyacup]

get her high maybe?

ol loose poopin ass daysha...reminds me of someone i just cant put my finger on..

 

[Dana Dane]

I guess its more like Dasia, like Asia with a D than Daysha, which is kinda ghetto.

Maybe I will be bougie and spell it with an apostrophe like D'Asia.

 

[fillyacup]

daiz' cha

 

[Dana Dane]

Dei Zhah

 

[fillyacup]

dea, tsa

 

[Awol36]

doh'sia

 

[Dana Dane]

no'sia

 

[Mac Jesus]

Are you breastfeeding her?

 

[Dana Dane]

no, but either I was dreamin, or she almost latched on the night we got her.

 

[Awol36]

 

[Dana Dane]

the pitty ate her areolas breh

 

[Awol36]

 

[STICK]

Doja...

 

[fillyacup]

lol..shea aint lying..doja is the hood version of spot and rover rolled up in 1.

at one time two of my folks had their pits, one red the other blue nose, named doja....i was like are you fucking with me?

 

[Dana Dane]

I actually hate the name Dasia, but it is what it is. She gets the fuckin hiccups a lot too. Is that normal?