THE HILLS HAVE EYEZ 2

[drunkaholic707]

has got to be the worst movie i have ever seen this is why i dont go to movie theaters but my friends wanted to go so i went and just sat in there drinkin beer. Should have seen TMNT prolly would have been better

 

[Gas One]

you shoulda just snuck into tmnt

the hills have eyes 1 was so bad that i wouldnt dare watch the sequel

 

[thascary1]

care to elborate?

I like the first one so what is bad about part 2?

 

[PRINCESA]

The first one gave me nightmares for weeks. It was nasty.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

have u even seen the first one kah?

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

the first one was fucking sick... crazy ass movie... nasty as fuck when the fucked up monster miner thing rapes the girl.. made me wanna fucking puke.... the 2nd one didnt even look good enough to watch it just looked like it was going way off of the first one

 

[drunkaholic707]

have u even seen the first one kah?

naw never did. The movie is like an hour and 20 minutes long basically 3 demented dudes killin some new military training people and there was like 6 people at the movie and when someone got killed we would just laugh there was no horror killing

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

naw never did. The movie is like an hour and 20 minutes long basically 3 demented dudes killin some new military training people and there was like 6 people at the movie and when someone got killed we would just laugh there was no horror killing

see the first one before you give your detailed reviews, roper. lol.

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

da first 1 waz sick az fuck diz 1 iz allright nothin wow

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

i still wann see it. it just looks like a completly diferent movie, cus the first one was a lil family that got killed by monsters. part 2 looks like some army-alien action movie that arnold should be in

 

[KODOGG]

The first one was dope as fuck.. But ima wait till the 2nd one comes out on DVD before i go watch it.. Fuck the movie theaters, to expensive now!

 

[Gas One]

you guys are serious?

you actually liked this movie?

shit was possibly the dumbest fucking horror movie ive seen next to jeepers creepers 2

if you saw your family dog get disembowled on some chupacabra shit, would you go back to the trailer like nothing happened?

 

[I. Cold]

the hills have eyes 1 was so bad that i wouldnt dare watch the sequel

well, you're in the slim minority there

 

[Gas One]

yeah...im used to it.

movie still blew ass. and the 3 people i was with agreed.

 

[D'struction]

# 2 wasnt very good...boring and not scary....

 

[coondogg26]

movies are a waste of money, i just wait till that shit comes out on tape

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Reasons why it sucked (SPOILERS):

In the beginning of the movie, a hand comes out of the outhouse as the guy is gonna take a shit. When they pull him out, a few seconds later he dies right after one character looks at another character. How the hell did he survive being stuck in shit the whole time?

Green screen during parts of the movie (I wanted to leave as soon as I seen that bullshit).

Cat and mouse game the whole movie.

Jett Jackson is in it.

Baby Joker is in it.

Wes Craven and his son wrote the script.

The movie doesn't explain anything about the other survivors from the first one (except the girl that gets raped.)

One of the creatures actually is good and tries to save them.

There's only a few creatures in the movie.

They talk about the president and war in the movie for a little bit. (Even though I hate the president this movie shouldn't have shit to do with him.)

Racial stereotypes are thrown in as actors. (They can't act for shit either.)

The movie ends with one of the creatures closing a laptop similar to how the first one ended with someone looking through binoculars.

You expect when something is gonna happen.

The characters that do survive don't die, can sustain hit after hit that would otherwise kill any of us.

If anybody else can think of anything, feel free to add more shit.

Movie sucked more ass than shit city whores.

 

[Gas One]

thank you. someone with some sense.

 

[Nuttkase]

Got paid to screen the first one, knew it was going to suck because remakes always do...and it did. I mean how are you going to try to remake a classic by Wes Craven?

I had the choice to screen part 2, I passed and screened our copy of Letters from Iwo Jima when it got transferred to my theater. Great movie.

 

[I. Cold]

Got paid to screen the first one, knew it was going to suck because remakes always do...and it did. I mean how are you going to try to remake a classic by Wes Craven?

WHAT?!
Have you seen the first one???? It sucked bad. It was hella boring. I thought the remake was done perfectly. I wouldnt have done a thing different. What's so bad about it? Some of you, it seems, forget that they are HORROR movies and there probably isn't gonna be oscar-worthy content in it.