Speaking of fonky ass niggas... I remember i was downtown and had to piss hella bad so i had to go in the mall, but it was after i had spent two days at my boys house and hadnt showered except with febreeze, i was lookin helllla bummy go dummy, hair blown out the sides of my hat like a-wax ponytail be sometimes... Breath like "weee need tha fonk, nananaananaaa.." and of course i run into this hot ass chick that ive known for years. She was actually actin cool and lightweight jockin, but right as my boy strolls up (who dont even know this chick), shes tels me "ooh you smell good, what is thaaat?" Im like uhh well but then my boy sraight salts game outta nowhere like "aww dats the new Febreezio Armani dey got dat right downstairs ova here!!!"
..."PFFTdisfoolionowhathewastalknboutwellit was nice seeing you too!" And i just walked away from her i didnt even know what to do or say, never been cockblocked that bad in my life. I still havent got him back for that one
