The Craziest Fuckin Dream

[Collab Ink]

Iiight.. lemme sum this shit up for you.. i rested my lil head down to sleep last night after knockin out this crazy ass track in the studio.. and drift off to nothingness.. and had this dream.. first off its crazy as hell.. cuz i dont usually remember my dreams.. or even have them for that matter.. but my dream went like this..

i got this job i been tryin to get for a hot minute.. at a car dealership in Clinton MO.. and like my first day on the job.. guess who shows up.. TECH N9NE.. yeah.. thats right.. he came thru and bought like 4 whips.. by the way.. he had this ill ass fade goin on.. not the crazy hair.. but he was all faded up lookin clean.. caught me off gaurd cuz i neva seen him w/o tha hair.. so i got my commission on strong style.. but thats not the important part.. anyhow.. i started spittin a lil for tech.. and he was diggin it.. he gave me a number.. and told me to get intouch with him to do a track on his dime.. so im like cool.. so i looked at the number.. then i got woke up by my fuckin cat.. (A BLACK CAT.. WHOOOAAA SCARY SHIT.. not really).. but anyhow.. i couldnt get the number out of my head all morning.. just kept thinking of the damned number.. so i looked up the number online.. and lo and behold.. it was the number for STRANGE MUSIC in Blue Springs..

dont know why i posted this.. but it was some crazy shit..

 

[JLMACN]

dont sleep ever again..

i command you..

5000

 

[Collab Ink]

command acknowledged sir

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

dont sleep ever again..

i command you..

haha, shouldn't be hard, L City folks rarely sleep as it is

 

[SiccMadeLoc]

damn thats trippy....i woulda been hella confused lol

 

[C-MOB]

and like my first day on the job.. guess who shows up..

yeah.. thats right.. he came thru and bought like 4 whips.. by the way..

heh, heh, heh
you sound like a ditsy white girl

LIKE oh my god... that was LIKE a totally crazy dream.. LIKE i totally can't believe that you would... LIKE make that bullshit up and post it on here.

 

[michampin]

lol

 

[azmattaz02]

thats a sign bro..

 

[techn9nehq]

what car dealership do you work at?

what cars did he purchase? make, model, year, color?

what was he wearing when he purchased them?

who else was with him? Had to be at least be 4 other people, because he sure as hell aint gonna drive any of those cars.



AND PS........

if he gave you the # for the office in Blue Springs, he wasn't really feelin you and he aint really gonna fuck with you.

Sorry to crush your dreams.....literally.

 

[C-MOB]

When I met Tech in Ft. Wayne outside Pierre's and spit for him, he gave me two numbers. One for the office and a cell phone number (Cory Neilson?). After he asked me if I had a pen and a paper so he could give me his number and I said I didn't, he went all way back in the club just to get a napkin to write the numbers on. This was back in September, they were on their way to Detroit (I think it was Detroit) for a show. You think he was serious? If not, shit, it was still a good night. I stood out there for like 20 minutes conversatin with Tech, then for like another 20 min. conversatin with Kaliko. Ended up givin Techs body guard a ride back to the tour buses at the AmeriSuites, Kaliko came back out and I talked to him for like another 10 minutes. THAT was a dream come true.

 

[Heat Myser]

I don't know if this is creepy or sad, or both for that matter.

 

[Collab Ink]

what car dealership do you work at?

what cars did he purchase? make, model, year, color?

what was he wearing when he purchased them?

who else was with him? Had to be at least be 4 other people, because he sure as hell aint gonna drive any of those cars.

tha fuck??? you my shrink??

what dealership do i work at???
i dont.. it was a dream

what cars did he purchase?? make model year color???
lmfao.. 3 SUV's and a Cadillac Cien Concept car.. rofl.. color.. ??? gettin a lil too indepth with ya questions doc..

what was he wearing?
again.. a lil too indepth.. but if you must know.. he was wearing a t-shirt w/ a graphic jeans and sneaks..

who else was with him? had to be more blah blah blah?
IT WAS A DREAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There need not be a logical explanation to why he bought 4 cars in my dream because dreams often prove to be less than logical.

and again @ crushing my dreams.. lmfao.. had he gave me the number to the front office in real life.. i would have known that my shit was horrid.. but it was a dream.. and the fact that i remembered a number the next morning (a number in which i had never seen before in my life) seemed somewhat odd to me..

i find it funny that you are playing me down.. like i actually met the dude.. lol..

IT WAS A FUCKING DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Collab Ink]

I don't know if this is creepy or sad, or both for that matter.

i agree.. it is kinda sad that a dude is the main aspect of my dream and i'm happy about it..

 

[Collab Ink]

heh, heh, heh
you sound like a ditsy white girl

LIKE oh my god... that was LIKE a totally crazy dream.. LIKE i totally can't believe that you would... LIKE make that bullshit up and post it on here.

actually the style of writing i used was far different than the way you wrote, contextually speaking of course, the "LIKE" form that i used, is often times used when making an estimate, or giving a "roundabout" number to provide readers/listeners with a number in the close proximity of the actual number.. the "LIKE" that you used, on the other hand, was the standard valley girl stereotype, where the word in itself has no meaning other than to sound very stupid and take up space when a hairbrained person cannot think of anything else to say.. a bridging point between two thoughts.. but thanks for playing..

ps.. why the fuck would i make this up.. it is of no benefit to me.. have a nice day

 

[C-MOB]

have a nice day

I will.

 

[mizzouplaya]

tha fuck??? you my shrink??

what dealership do i work at???
i dont.. it was a dream

what cars did he purchase?? make model year color???
lmfao.. 3 SUV's and a Cadillac Cien Concept car.. rofl.. color.. ??? gettin a lil too indepth with ya questions doc..

what was he wearing?
again.. a lil too indepth.. but if you must know.. he was wearing a t-shirt w/ a graphic jeans and sneaks..

who else was with him? had to be more blah blah blah?
IT WAS A DREAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There need not be a logical explanation to why he bought 4 cars in my dream because dreams often prove to be less than logical.

and again @ crushing my dreams.. lmfao.. had he gave me the number to the front office in real life.. i would have known that my shit was horrid.. but it was a dream.. and the fact that i remembered a number the next morning (a number in which i had never seen before in my life) seemed somewhat odd to me..

i find it funny that you are playing me down.. like i actually met the dude.. lol..

IT WAS A FUCKING DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HE WAS FUCKING WITH YOU!!! You tards around here are dense these days!

And yes it is fuckin sad....and creepy all at once.

Im sure that was just morning wood in the morning too huh

 

[michampin]

LOL

 

[Collab Ink]

OMG.. people take this too serious.. could i have possibly been joking in my reply back?? yes.. was my reply so bad that you felt the need to take the 10 second out of your day to defend someone on the internet..

 

[betthatstang]

OMG.. people take this too serious.. could i have possibly been joking in my reply back?? yes.. was my reply so bad that you felt the need to take the 10 second out of your day to defend someone on the internet..

was TechN9neHQ's reply so bad you had to take 10 seconds out of YOUR day to defend yourself?

 

[Tekka_Nina]

It seems funny that its always the same people jocking someone on what they say whether its about a dream, wrestling with the undertakers balls, or what techs hair is all about, its like to me that MAYBE .. you guys have nothing else better to do... i dont know just take a look at it... Buts thats ok have your fun, ill just sit back and watch for now... it is quite funny at times... so im not sure who im defending now ??