The best Hip-Hop Punchlines....

[M.o.B]

This is a dope one
Lifes a bitch god forbid this bitch to divorce me.

What yall think are dope?

 

[NZTECHFAN]

that line doesn't suck but its sub-par .."Gotta give it up im a veteran like Edison , imma light em it up and get in your head again" - Tech N9NE - Midwest Choppers

 

[28g w/o the bag]

refer to canibus's verse on the lost boyz "beasts from the east"

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[XxtraMannish]

my cats pack thunda and i got mo raps than Mumra

 

[NZTECHFAN]

army of the pharaohs we never make love songs we finger fuck bitches with freddy krugar gloves on - Celph Titled

 

[fillyacup]

i come through sippin mai tai, bitches say oh my this guy is fly, i hopped in my european car an drive, i pull up an transform like optimus prime

mac dre's whole verse on cadillac girl

 

[D-Con]

"I'm a hustler, doing 'em dirty with magazines" - Brotha Lynch Hung

 

[5ive1en]

"You look so good I'd suck yo daddy's dick" -Notorious B.I.G.

 

[Nuttkase]

I'll just say Big L in general.

More or less everyone here probably knows his quotables.

Look them up for yourself if you don't.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Well Peter Piper picked peppers, and I pimp hoez
My mothership done got candy, tight white 'n' elbows
And a nigga like the E is known to mob fo blocks
You might as well call me Noah, because I got 2 Glocks

-E.S.G.

 

[fatman]

Rollin in my five point o/drop top down so my hair can blow. Vanilla Ice

 

[Stealth]

I ain't telling your kids to smoke, you see
Cuz if they don't get high, then its mo fo me

 

[king dru]

Saying i got hiv is kinda idiotic
cuz if i do, then every bitch in the city got it...

the rhyme went something like that, it was from Big L's first album..

 

[p.ellz]

lmao at sum u not knowin wit a punchline is

i mite pack a whole quorter sack in a hookah
have u stoned like u jus caught a glace of medusa
sly boogy-5th letter mixtape-lil weezy freestyle

best.freestyle.ever

 

[NZTECHFAN]

canibus got the freestyle crown in my books

 

[George Bush]

kicking the doors of perception off the hinges/ rhymes dirty like syringes on aids infested heroin binges

 

[cali1]

the nerve I got to talk about them niggas with a gun/ must've really thought I was god to take the life of my own son-Common (Retrospect For Life)

I picked a real bad time to be strategic when some people already got their appointment to see Jesus-Joe Budden (All Of Me)

Their mothers won't let me see 'em I still pay my support 'cause once you give life life is bigger than yours-Bushwick Bill (I Tried)

 

[fillyacup]

ras kass had some ill ones, same wit husalah

 

[f31roger]

army of the pharaohs we never make love songs we finger fuck bitches with freddy krugar gloves on - Celph Titled

Man Demigodz got hella shit.

Diabolic

"Beyond what ya'll fathom
I shit on cats and jaw tap 'em
Show no compassion like having a straight faced orgasm "

 

[Ke-noe]

Since I was a kid I got darker
I write rhymes so phat I need a marker
My style gets bit like Peter Parker
If imitation is the greatest form of flattery...
...punk don't flatter me