Monte is going to "smack himself" infront of the Frito-Lay factory one of these days. They are going to find him in a scraper with dozens of empty Doritos bags all around him and a letter saying "One small step for Monte...one giant leap for Backfrica."
shes the type of bitch who would cry for an hour and a half after you hit it and then wouldnt stop blowin up your phone and showin up to your house at 2 in da mornin. then a few weeks later she deads herself outside your crib in a car fulla life sizes drawings of you. Plus isnt one of the main sellin points of fuckin a semi-ugly bitch that they give good head? her metal mouth aint gettin no where near my cock