The "Ask Me Anything & I will Reply because I need 40 posts to Pass Kalyn" Thread

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when was the last time you stepped on dog shit?

has your finger ever gone thru the toilet paper while wiping your ass?

and did you smell your finger after it happened?
 

Dana Dane

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1. what would you do if you found out you were 5 months pregnant?
Start diaper shopping

2. did you go to college? if so, where, and what's your degree in?
I went to Napa JC for a year and then started working full time.

3. when was the last time you got in a fist fight? & why? & who won?
Jesus, its been so long. It was in the 90's, 98 or so, and my best friend and I were at a restaurant, drunk in the bar. Some chick talked shit to my friend in the bathroom, and then acted like she wanted to fight. We kinda made it into the main dining room, and the chick said something stupid and my friend spit in her face. When that happened, the broads husband slapped the holy dog shit outta my friend. Instinct took over and I punched him dead in his jaw.

4. what is your opinion of president bush?
We've had worse, but there has to be someone better for our country.

5. how many rappers have you had "sexual relations" with?
2

6. what is your most disturbing childhood memory?
When my dad had his foot cut off and sewn back on.

7. who is your least favorite rapper?
Sleep Dank

8. what would you do if your husband decided he wanted to get a sex change operation?
I guess we would have to be friends then, cuz I need hot weenie in my life.

9. what would you do if you found out you had 2 weeks to live?
I really don't know how to answer this one...I would spend as much time as I could with my loved ones and try to tie up a lot of loose ends.

10. if you could have any super power, what would it be?
I would love to fly. Or to heal myself.

11. what do you do for a living?
Loan Processor for a mortgage company and freelance writer

12. have you ever had an std?
Nope, thought I did once but it was an infection.

13. how old were you when you lost your virginity?
15

14. what drugs have you done?
Weed, Coke, Crank, E and Shrooms

15. if you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would you kill?
That's a good question...maybe my husbands BM.

16. are you religious?
I am catholic, but not particularly religious.

17. if you had kids, and one of them was gay, how would you react?
Another good question...I think I would be upset about it, but bottom line is I would just want him/her to be happy.

18. if you had kids, and you caught one of them smoking weed, what would you do?
Depends on their age. I smoke weed with my mom, but she wouldn't smoke with me til after I was 18. I would want them to understand the importance of making decisions with a clear head.

19. if you were going to be on any reality tv show, which would you want to be on?
I think me and some of my friends could be our own reality show.
 

Dana Dane

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Gas One said:
you are so fucking weird.

anyways

dana if i gave you a gun and it was perfectly legal for you to shoot one person, once, who would you, and where would you shoot them?

and what gun would you like?
I would shoot my husband in the knee, just to watch him bleed. I don't know enough about guns to say what kind I would want to have though.
 

Dana Dane

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DFresh77 said:
when was the last time you stepped on dog shit?

has your finger ever gone thru the toilet paper while wiping your ass?

and did you smell your finger after it happened?
I stepped in cat shit about 2 months ago in my back yard.

I am sure my finger has gone through the toilet paper, but I don't recall smelling my finger....that's kinda nasty.
 

Dana Dane

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DFresh77 said:
if Emma asked you that she wanted to lick your snatch, would you let her?

2 or 3 fingers dipped between your hot little oven?
Nope....the only female I would ever consider relations with would be jessica Alba.
 
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why is your cooking sooooo damn good??

what is in Vallejo H2O?? there is a LOT of talented people that come from that there soil.

why did me and floss fall asleep drivin' on the freeway like john candy and steve martin comin' back from hangin out with YOU!!
 

Dana Dane

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DFresh77 said:
answer the 2nd question..

what do you think about the hyphy movement?
I think that there are certain people who should be a part of the movement, and certain people who should stay the hell away from it. I hate the fact that people feel like they have to throw out the one thing the bay has always prided itself on (Originality) to be apart of the movement.
 
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