The Graphing Paper Killer
This sketch of a Bolivian man who supposedly murdered a taxi driver actually resulted in the apprehension of a suspect. It was not said whether or not the suspect had ears.
The "Smokey" Bandit
This man was wanted for stealing cigarettes with a supreme Burt Reynolds 'stache, prompting this hilarious composite sketch.
The Masked Marauder
Even one defining characteristic would be nice, like gender, for example.
The Band-Aid Burglar
This acne-laden man robbed an adult video store with a bandage over his nose. We're hoping there's an injury under there or else he's got a lot to learn about disguises.
The Man With No Face
The suspect in a Portuguese kidnapping is going to be hard to find, seeing that he has no face. Or maybe that would make him easier to find?
Turtle Neck? Or Three Chins?
Either way it's not much of a disguise.
Another Useless Sketch
Police are looking for this man, who robbed a hair salon and the six old ladies inside. Too bad they had to MS Paint those sunglasses on him
Steve Buscemi Robbed A Bank?
Wow, he's really gone downhill since "Fargo".
What's He Hiding In There?
Could be a) a giant muffin b) a mushroom or c) judging by the look on his face, a small animal of some kind.
The Disproportionate Assaulter
Apparently, police are searching for a man with really bad hair plugs, a nose the same size as his mouth, and a jaw that's been wired shut.
Conan O'Brien Meets Dumbo Meets The "Mad Magazine" Guy?
This guy doesn't look too dangerous, just like an amalgam of different big-haired, big-eared characters.
Nude Cape Flasher aka Marty 50
It shouldn't be too difficult to find this pale-as-a-ghost, mustachioed nudist, unless of course you live in a place where that sort of thing is normal. If so, please move.
Creepster With 80's Portrait
This creepy sketch of a would-be child abductor is oddly akin to those 80's portraits with a ghosted, smaller version of yourself in the background.
Don't Search TOO Hard
Police are looking for a.... Umm... Me tonight."
This sketch of a Bolivian man who supposedly murdered a taxi driver actually resulted in the apprehension of a suspect. It was not said whether or not the suspect had ears.
The "Smokey" Bandit
This man was wanted for stealing cigarettes with a supreme Burt Reynolds 'stache, prompting this hilarious composite sketch.
The Masked Marauder
Even one defining characteristic would be nice, like gender, for example.
The Band-Aid Burglar
This acne-laden man robbed an adult video store with a bandage over his nose. We're hoping there's an injury under there or else he's got a lot to learn about disguises.
The Man With No Face
The suspect in a Portuguese kidnapping is going to be hard to find, seeing that he has no face. Or maybe that would make him easier to find?
Turtle Neck? Or Three Chins?
Either way it's not much of a disguise.
Another Useless Sketch
Police are looking for this man, who robbed a hair salon and the six old ladies inside. Too bad they had to MS Paint those sunglasses on him
Steve Buscemi Robbed A Bank?
Wow, he's really gone downhill since "Fargo".
What's He Hiding In There?
Could be a) a giant muffin b) a mushroom or c) judging by the look on his face, a small animal of some kind.
The Disproportionate Assaulter
Apparently, police are searching for a man with really bad hair plugs, a nose the same size as his mouth, and a jaw that's been wired shut.
Conan O'Brien Meets Dumbo Meets The "Mad Magazine" Guy?
This guy doesn't look too dangerous, just like an amalgam of different big-haired, big-eared characters.
Nude Cape Flasher aka Marty 50
It shouldn't be too difficult to find this pale-as-a-ghost, mustachioed nudist, unless of course you live in a place where that sort of thing is normal. If so, please move.
Creepster With 80's Portrait
This creepy sketch of a would-be child abductor is oddly akin to those 80's portraits with a ghosted, smaller version of yourself in the background.
Don't Search TOO Hard
Police are looking for a.... Umm... Me tonight."
