Terror Threat at Oakland Raiders Practice

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Oct 19, 2002
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Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE".

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!
 
Feb 5, 2006
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HAHAHA RAIDER FANS CANT SAY SHIT TO ME. 49ERS MAY NOT BE THE BEST, BUT WE BETTER THEN YALL WEAK ASSES! LOL OCTOBER 7TH, BATTLE OF THE BAY, THIS AINT PRE-SEASON, THIS THE ONE THAT COUNTS
 
Jan 4, 2006
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Just Hate baby....like yuk said "im the nigga you love to hate" well we are officially the team everyone loves to hate.i swear niner fans are so high off beating st. louis., take your ass to baltimore or sd and we we know what would happen to u also.
 
Aug 28, 2006
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Player-Coach i see some powdery stuff on the ground im scared :(
Coach-I'll call the cops
*cops arrive with bomb unit*
Bomb unit-its just chalk u dumbass. thanks for wasting our time
*coach bitchs slaps the player*
Coach-*Smack*
Player-Ouch stop it :hurt:
 
Jun 15, 2005
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mrraskal666 said:
Player-Coach i see some powdery stuff on the ground im scared :(
Coach-I'll call the cops
*cops arrive with bomb unit*
Bomb unit-its just chalk u dumbass. thanks for wasting our time
*coach bitchs slaps the player*
Coach-*Smack*
Player-Ouch stop it :hurt:
^^^you killed it....almost...damn that was a funny ass joke. Good shit.
 
Apr 19, 2006
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SLRider510 said:
funny how niners fans talk so much dam shit now... that they have one win...... im not saying a dam thing till the season ends.....
well at least the niners didnt get shut out on their home opener, that was aired nation-wide
 
Apr 25, 2002
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ROFLAMO...damn that's comedy. any real 49er fan that's realistic about shit werent expectin our team to do shit this year. we got a young ass inexperienced team that's barely learnin how to play together so it ain't nuttin we already know our team aint winnin the superbowl we just happy they was worth watchin last week against the rams. the raiders on the other hand goood daaaaaaaaamn yall looked way shittier in the past 2 games then the niners have in the past 5 seasons LMAO. 50% of raider fans is some bandwagon ass mufuckas that just like the image of the team. if you dont think so tell me why the hell yall aint sell out a game in what 15-20 years? first game yall sell out and get shut out by one of yall biggest rivals. thats a damn shame.
 
Dec 9, 2005
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SLRider510 said:
funny how niners fans talk so much dam shit now... that they have one win...... im not saying a dam thing till the season ends.....

What do you mean now ?! We always big up our boys, win or lose ! Don't even front Raider fans, you know damn well if you'd have been 2-0, or even 1-1, you all would've been talking shit nonstop !

Don't kid yourself and make it seem like your all classy ! You dirtbags, you ! LOL