Ten bucks to your name...
- Thread starter Ironic Commando
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**rubs his hands together** ahhhhh my friend, i can teach u beautiful things about the lovely world of being a jigaloe. Just take your X girlfriend r current, give her a guilt trip or a sob story and remind her about all the sweet things youve done for her. Girls are mushy for that kinda shit, this works for every bitch i dont care if they are square or ghetto as fuck. the first time might be hard cuz u feel less of a man takin money from a girl, but it gets easier. i only work part time and i have my own apartment, a good car always on full, money for the club, j's, designer clothes. Or u can make her get a credit car in HER name, run it up and pay her back if you want. but probably not hahah im such an asshole. The only downside to this method is that u usually gotta cake off with the girl for hella long, and make her feel special, so u wont have time to fuck hella other ass hoes, just a select few.
sidenote, ** the best girls for this are strippers.**
1. 80 Percent of them are sluts
2. They all got daddy issues so they want a man that can be their father also.
3. They have money to BURN, and buying shit aint nothin for em. Ive "dated" and mooched off 3 strippers. This shit was too easy, and i sware to god i could have put them on craigslist and made a killing.
Try it out, let me know how it goes.
sidenote, ** the best girls for this are strippers.**
1. 80 Percent of them are sluts
2. They all got daddy issues so they want a man that can be their father also.
3. They have money to BURN, and buying shit aint nothin for em. Ive "dated" and mooched off 3 strippers. This shit was too easy, and i sware to god i could have put them on craigslist and made a killing.
Try it out, let me know how it goes.
^I had a homegirl that was a stripper (amongst "other things")....she was always blowin money on me when we kicked it.....she didn't have a car so she would hit me up to take her to the mall or someshit, puttin gas & buyin me food and shit, I didn't really wanna hit tho cuz 90% of the people who did hit her shit paid for it
i'd bring back a large pizza, and they'd smoke me out, but this only works cause i work at a pizza place that is coo with me making pizzas n shit to bring home..
but then i'd have that 10 bucks for the next day in case i don't work or something where i can get free food.
but yeah, i've never paid for a guys food, unless it was one of my close friends thats just plain hungry, adn in that case i probably got food paid for and/or smoked out countless times before, so it ain't nothin big.
so yeah the best advice would to call up any friends that you know that works at a restuarant or something..
damn though, i've probably made like 20-25 pizzas total..
but then i'd have that 10 bucks for the next day in case i don't work or something where i can get free food.
but yeah, i've never paid for a guys food, unless it was one of my close friends thats just plain hungry, adn in that case i probably got food paid for and/or smoked out countless times before, so it ain't nothin big.
so yeah the best advice would to call up any friends that you know that works at a restuarant or something..
damn though, i've probably made like 20-25 pizzas total..