Teh Google thread
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What's really good witcha, you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro
Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Maria. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is getting rolled by superusers while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Germany.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a Greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is your tiny dick. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.
On the grind.
- Ramiro the champ
Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Maria. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is getting rolled by superusers while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Germany.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a Greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is your tiny dick. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.
On the grind.
- Ramiro the champ
lol......in my quest on teh google I ventured across the terrain of images. in it I came across this beast:
when translated by the always accurate babelfish it means:
into Africa the children come to spar to never train. do not separate uberhaupt.
when translated by the always accurate babelfish it means:
into Africa the children come to spar to never train. do not separate uberhaupt.
U JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I KNOW ITS HALOWEEN SEASON BUT THAT AINT GIVE U THE RIGHT TO GIVE NIGGAS HEART-ATTACKS
MAAAAAN
That shit says: Children in Africa are never late for school, because they don't go there at all.
They hella lazy, i guess.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Helmut, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
They hella lazy, i guess.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Helmut, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.