Tech And Metaphors/Punchlines

[NZTECHFAN]

Ok i brought this up because to be onest i havnt heard many sick metaphors or punchlines from tech n9ne ..anyone know any i have missed?i got BOUT TO BUBBLE LIKE SHAMPOO..is all

 

[rising_tied]

dammit metaphors... I coulda sworn i heard quite a few but i cant think right now... lemme go think

 

[Kain]

What about the fact that Tech "be flowin' like Aquafina," though he also "spit like a dragon when on the mic."

 

[Luscious7ew]

"cut me deep like a ginshu" or however u spell it

 

[TheW]

Twisted.

Second verse is sick.

 

[NZTECHFAN]

i got scripts that'll make a demon catch a cold?? is that it ??

 

[leedre]

IF YOU WANT RAPID FIRE FLOW THEN TECH N9NES ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT, BUT IF YOU WANT METAPHORS AND PUNCHLINES, NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE DOES IT BETTER THAN THE INCREDIBLE ZIG. ANYONE INTO THE KANSAS CITY UNDERGROUND SCENE KNOWS WHATS UP .

 

[Phinfan15]

Tech has tons of sick punchlines, its just not his main thing.

Check out Crooked I for some nasty punchlines.

 

[TaxMan]

IF YOU WANT RAPID FIRE FLOW THEN TECH N9NES ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT, BUT IF YOU WANT METAPHORS AND PUNCHLINES, NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE DOES IT BETTER THAN THE INCREDIBLE ZIG. ANYONE INTO THE KANSAS CITY UNDERGROUND SCENE KNOWS WHATS UP .

Jesus dude, that Caps Lock button is there for a reason

 

[QUICK-NESS-]

"heat it up like a hotcomb"

 

[Soe]

Niggas be lookin at me like if i was a chicken dinna - Krizz Kaliko

 

[sobman]

Hot like the left sink handle...

come on yall thats a classic

 

[Soe]

Not tech E40...duh
lol

 

[NZTECHFAN]

I always thought Tonedeff was the metaphor king??
"she wasnt feelin me like a bad credit anisthetic"
"your styles flymsyer then wat jenifer lopez wore to the grammys"
"i could buss off in your mouth, tell you ta rhyme and you still couldnt spit it"
"your chances of winning is 50% less than marriges"
"his home delivery will come out flatter than a 12 year old gymnist"
"Girl if thats your milkshake, im lactose intolirant"
"the boys can testify nude in a courtcase for them, but still wouldnt barewitness"
"known for flowing on longer than the lord of the rings directers cut special edition"
"Diddy, you got so many guest appearances you made a cameo appearance on your own album"


These are just the ones i can remember!

 

[NZTECHFAN]

Hot like the left sink handle...

come on yall thats a classic

Thats a pathetic one liner

 

[djakanum1]

bout to pop just like a pimple get

 

[sobman]

"his home delivery will come out flatter than a 12 year old gymnist"

thats a good one

MORE yall

 

[DeAdLyPoTaTo]

Tech doesn't really have any....
Its so hard for me to get hiphop heads into Tech cuz there isn't much to impress looking down on just the paper.


oh yeah, tonedeff's the shit

 

[CyrusTheVirus]

I always thought Tonedeff was the metaphor king??

There are better cats than tonedeff

benefit's beligerent spittin shit like laxative excrement

NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE DOES IT BETTER THAN THE INCREDIBLE ZIG.

"All that frontin and fakin need to stop that/ you on my dick like a jock strap"

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Gotta Give It Up Im A Veteran Like Edison Ima Light Em Up And Get In Your Head Again

 

[D-MenTed]

For metaphors i always like Celph Titled and Apathy Tonedeff is that dude thoe