Tax return complete.

[ant_johnson_16]

And I thought it was only women who used kids as a hustle...

Actually I dont want kids for like 5 or 6 more years but an extra 1400 bucks would be dope!

 

[Rossibreath]

Just got mine done. $1500 back.

 

[Chuco]

I CLAIMED NORTE ON MY TAXES THIS YEAR.

 

[HIM]

I CLAIMED NORTE ON MY TAXES THIS YEAR.

lol

 

[saladbowlking]

I CLAIMED NORTE ON MY TAXES THIS YEAR.

PART TIME BUSTER, I CLAIM NORTE ON MY TAXES EVERY YEAR, AND WHEN IT ASKS ME MY SEX I PUT YES PLEASE....

 

[Nuttkase]

Actually I dont want kids for like 5 or 6 more years but an extra 1400 bucks would be dope!

Except that having a kid is going to cost you around twenty times that amount per year.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Kids are umimaginable money pits...Having a kid is like paying for a boat that shits its pants for 3 years then hates you...

 

[4SidedLie]

I dont know about you guys but Im using my tax return for nothing more than to get ahead of my finances

 

[MizeryMade]

I've had my W-2 for a minute. Just haven't gotten around to gettin' my taxes done. Figure I'll use some of my refund to start payin' back these student loans.

My dad does my taxes

 

[smeezy]

I'm single, no kids, and I make just over 2k per bi-weekly paycheck and get taxed 30+%; getting back 1.4k per check. I made only 850 in the stock market this year, and I just did my taxes. I get a whopping refund of $30. Fuck Uncle Sam.

 

[martin_07n]

**crosses fingersx

refund estimate

 

[Neshani]

I claimed exempt this year. I'm not getting shit back. Probably have to pay.

 

[Uzzle]

Got back a good amount, Excited for a vacation to Australia.

 

[marty50]

dude how do you do deductions?

 

[onewaymuzik]

my return was in the to good to be true category so i have a feeling some bullshits comin my way

 

[STS]

gotta pay 1k to feds and 1k to state
:/

 

[smeezy]

dude how do you do deductions?

Subtract the number of dicks you've sucked from the number of fudge packs you've received.

 

[marty50]

lmao, im gonaa do my yaxes right after i get a yumbo yack wif yeese from yack in tha vox, then when im done im gonna sip some yac, and yac off myself to bed.

 

[M BUTCHER 206]

wtf im only getting 505$$ back i was expecting waaayy more than that

i got three times that last year

 

[MOREBASS]

Just did mine yesterday...didn't expect much back but the new American Opportunity Credit helped me out a lot.

Under the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA), more parents and students will qualify over the next two years for a tax credit, the American Opportunity Credit, to pay for college expenses.

The American Opportunity Credit is not available on the 2008 returns taxpayers are filing during 2009. The new credit modifies the existing Hope Credit for tax years 2009 and 2010, making the Hope Credit available to a broader range of taxpayers, including many with higher incomes and those who owe no tax. It also adds required course materials to the list of qualifying expenses and allows the credit to be claimed for four post-secondary education years instead of two. Many of those eligible will qualify for the maximum annual credit of $2,500 per student.

The full credit is available to individuals whose modified adjusted gross income is $80,000 or less, or $160,000 or less for married couples filing a joint return. The credit is phased out for taxpayers with incomes above these levels. These income limits are higher than under the existing Hope and Lifetime Learning Credits.

http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=205674,00.html

^ Got me an extra $800 cash on my return.

But WTF @ me owing the State of California $70. LOL. Its not much, but I usually get refunds from them. First time I've ever had to pay.