who here has or has had a friend who talked their way out of a DUI? well i sure as fuck havnt talked my way out of a dui, but i have seen my friend on 2 different occasions talk his way out of them. the last one i remember was we got pulled over and he was driving my lincoln and he passed all the drunk tests, until the cop busted out the breathalizer, my friend was 3-4 times the legal limit and the cop didnt even give 2 fucks the only thing i thought was funny as fuck was that the cop asked my friend "if you're drunk, why the fuck are u driving" my friend laughed and his exact words were "im the soberest one in the car and u sure as fuck dont want any of those 3 driving"... he was going to impound my car but i told him i had just gotton it out a few months backand it cost much to get it out again, so dude told us to get a ride and whoever came to get us, was to drive the car and park it across the street. another time one of my boys were comin back from santa cruz on hwy 1 and had been partying until like 4 or 5 am and left to to head back to the 707 at 8am.... got pulled over doing 80 got a speeding ticket and that was it... i keep tellin this fucker his luck is going to run out one day