Swine Flu is BULLSHIT

[NAMO]

Let me explain something to you people so you understand.

Biggest Pharacuetical company in the world makes product A, said company hires experts to go all over the media and sell product A, saying it is the only defense against Virus. Company has monopoly on the market and sells product A in bulk to Governments that will stockpile product A, however after 6 months when a 'miracle' new product to protect against the swine flu is released, product A no longer needed and sold back to company for half the price initially paid. New product B being stockpiled now and sold all around the world, making company shit loads of money.


Give it 3 months from this date and come back to this post.

Relax people, it will be over soon.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I'm about as scared of swine flu as I am of shape shifting lizards.

 

[TLALOC]

I went to the dr a month or so ago for a sinus infection and my dr asked if i was there for swine flu.......I laughed and said no. she said that it's not as bad as the media is portraying it to be, i concured!

 

[TLALOC]

they had me spooked though a few weeks back or a month or whatever.

to be real tho, I did catch the flu 3 weeks ago, & that shit stayed with me for a while... I had to go get some antibiotics cause i ended up with a sinus infection, which lead to an eye infection.

but I dunno about swine flu tho, the doc just said it was a really strong flu strain

Funny that's what happened to me exactly the same shit.........Started out with flu, and sinus infection, then pink eye or whatever and then finally another fucked up viral infection.......My cough was so bad this time that even when i cough now my chest still kind of hurt from all that coughing a month ago or so.........I just thought i had really bad luck and catching all these illnesses...

 

[The Evil Genius]

I heard it wasn't some shit from eating pork but some shit from Mexicans...That's just what I heard so correct me if I'm wrong and save the death threats....I'm not in the laughing mood today.

 

[TLALOC]

i laugh now but for a little bit there i thought there was something really wrong with my immune system cuz i kept getting sick.............I had to isolate myself from my family for almost a month.......Luckily 3 of my kids didnt get sick especially the 3 yr old and 10mo old.........I originally got sick from my 13 yr old daughter who got sick from a friend @ school.............

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I heard it wasn't some shit from eating pork but some shit from Mexicans...That's just what I heard so correct me if I'm wrong and save the death threats....I'm not in the laughing mood today.

yes, it came from Mexico

 

[thebrain]

they say a bird with bird flu shitted on a pig's meal. the big ate the bird poop-covered food... the pig had swine flu... then a mexican farmer with human flu somehow caught the flu from the pig and then... the ultimate... the deadly... the uniqe SWINE FLU EMERGED RUUUUN [ ! ]

 

[Artistic]

i forgot what this thread was about when i seen tlalocs sig

 

[SteadyMobbin]

TLALOC's sig adds another year to my lifespan.

 

[lenbiasyayo]

1st case was in wisconsin in 2004 and dude lived , so fuck this shit

 

[TLALOC]

TLALOC's sig adds another year to my lifespan.

imagine every post i make...

 

[ConstantElevation]

Medicine Industry is bullshit. Fear and stress amplify "illness" symptoms.

Just exercise. Don't stress and you're good. Because if you've been through a week of constant bullshit and feel stressed out, you're more likely to believe your sick in some way.

 

[TLALOC]

well........i am sick........sick of hearing about this bullshit swine flu, and i dont know of a single person in my life that has had it!!!!! pandemic, right

 

[ConstantElevation]

Man just last week I was hella stressed the fuck out. I had so much shit that needed to be done and I felt like it wasn't going to get done. That shit was heartbreaking. I was getting thunderflashes across my eyes, digestive system fucking up. It even got to the point where I would be standing outside my shower and I'd space out lots of times and without realizing, have my body be in a different positions.

I was tripping really hard. Went to the doctor and he tried to say I was bipolar. Said I had to take medication for the rest of my life. Fuckin' bullshit because no one in my family even had bipolar.

Started running a good 2-3 miles and played basketball for 2 hours a day. Just started getting more sleep, relaxed a bit, started getting out to events more. Everything fixed itself.

 

[TLALOC]

just as a precaution tho i been supplementing that emergen-c immune defense....
tastes bad (at least the immune def) but it works!

i take 2 pack of immune defense a day as well as 1 of the regular.....

 

[NoxiousN8]

THE END IS NEAR!

 

[Defy]

if there was weed flu then I'd be scared, otherwise fuck it, light another blunt!

 

[NoxiousN8]

lol

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

Man I was on BART and this fool was hella coughing and I'm thinking fucc no ventalation and this fuccer is gonna get all sick and were gonna die. That's what I get for leaving my Ipod @ home.